Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: S

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McFarlane, Elaine "Spanky" Date and place of birth unknown Frontwoman of the 60s sunshine pop act Spanky and Our Gang. What The Folk

Sabbage, Sophie Date and place of birth unknown Yes, another terminally ill mother. This time she wrote a book about it, 'The Cancer Whisperer'. Compost Corner P@F only girls

Sadat, Jehan Born 29 August 1933  (Cairo, Egypt) Former first lady of Egypt and the widow of Anwar Sadat. And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Sadler, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Last surviving member of the original SAS, awarded the Military Cross for D-Day operations. Born c.1920. Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers

Saget, Bob Born 17 May 1956  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Former squeaky clean sitcom star who tries to stay relevant by doing blue stand-up nowadays. ShitLuck

Sahl, Mort Born 11 May 1927  (Montreal, Canada) Canadian stand up comedian & humourist, as well as being a political speechwriter. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Said, Wafic Born 21 December 1943  (Damascus, Syria) Syrian businessman. Brown Bananas

Saint, Eva Marie Born 4 July 1924  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Actress, best known for her role in 'North by Northwest'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Awarded Oscarites Death Nebula 3000 Devin and his Summer Girls Golden Oldies GOODBYLADIES Grim McGraw Death, Uh, Finds a Way Kentucky Fried Genocide Last Gasp Saloon Let Us Embalm You Mr. Whits wonders NoSoup4U! Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky There Goes Another One! :)

Saint Paul, Lara Born 30 April 1945  (Asmara, Eritrea) Italian-Eritrean singer, arguably the country's first black superstar. Died May 2018, but no obit. A Pelican in the Wilderness

Saint-Marie, Buffy Born 20 February 1941  (Qu'Appelle Valley, Canada) Canadian singer-songwriter who has worked extensively in promoting the rights of fellow First Nationers. What The Folk

Sakamoto, Ryuichi Born 17 January 1952  (Tokyo, Japan) Founding member of the Japanese electronic music band, Yellow House Orchestra. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Sako, Louis Raphael I Born 4 July 1948  (Zakho, Iraq) Head of the Chaldean Catholic Church. Headless Church

Saldivar, Yolanda Born 19 September 1960  (Jimenez, Tamaulipas, Mexico) Killer of popular Mexican singer Selena. Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Sallenave, Daniele Born 28 October 1940  (Angers, France) French novellist and journo. Academie des Morts

Salling, Mark  Born 17 August 1982  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Died 30 January 2018  (Sunland, California, USA) Age at death: 35  (read death notice) One of the stars of 'Glee'. Arrested for having child pornography in 2015. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Salmon, Rena Date and place of birth unknown Woman who shot dead her husband's lover and released on compassionate grounds in 2016. Born 1960. Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!!

Samphan, Khieu Born 27 July 1931  (Svay Rieng, French Indochina (now Cambodia)) Cambodian communist politician, President of the State Presidium of Democratic Kampuchea from 1976 to 1979. Complications from a Fall Funeral Holmes

Sampi, Everlyn Born 6 October 1988  (Derby, Australia) Star of overhyped 2002 movie "Rabbit-Proof Fence" and not much else. Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad

Samuelson, Sydney Born 7 December 1925  (London, UK) First person to hold the post of British Film Commissioner. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Sandemo, Margit Born 23 April 1924  (Lena, Norway) Norwegian-Swedish historical fantasy author. Died September 2018 but no obit. Death is International

Sanders, Doug Born 24 July 1933  (Cedartown, Georgia, USA) US golfer who famously choked when all set to win the 1970 Open Championship at the Old Course. In The Hole!

Sandrich, Jay Born 24 February 1932  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Televison director, mainly of sitcoms such as 'Soap', 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and 'The Golden Girls'. Moldy Oldies Trojan Hearse

Sandusky, Jerry Born 26 January 1944  (Washington, Pennsylvania, USA) Former coach of the Penn State University American football team, arrested in 2011 for alleged sexual abuse. Keep It In Your Pants The Babysitters Club

Sansom, Kenny Born 26 September 1958  (London, England) Former Arsenal FC and England international left back. At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Dead Loss See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya Stairway to Heaven Sudden Death Time for you tomb

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Trojan Hearse Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (place of birth unknown) Convicted fraudster who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... Old Lags and Old Slags See You In Hell The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury

Saunders, Ron Born 6 November 1932  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Former manager of Aston Villa, Birmingham City and West Bromwich Albion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Last Gasp Saloon M6 Toll(ed)

Saura, Carlos Born 4 January 1932  (Huesca, Spain) Film director. Most Unique Picks 2018 The Deadest Of The Dead

Savage, Conway  Born 27 July 1960  (Victoria, Australia) Died 2 September 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) Long-time pianist for Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Going Down in Down Under

Savage, Michael Born 31 March 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Conservative talk radio host, born Michael Weiner. His son is the man behind utterly repulsive energy drink Rockstar. Dead Skin on Trial

Savage, Robbie Born 18 October 1974  (Wrexham, Wales) Gobshite footballer turned gobshite TV pundit. William Hague's Special Friend

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, played Fred Elliott in 'Coronation Street'. Grim Reaper, we're needed Cobbles to a Coffin The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Sawa, Metropolitan Born 14 April 1938  (Sniatycze, Poland) Leader of the Polish Orthodox Church since 1998. Headless Church

Sawyer, Connie  Born 27 November 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Died 22 January 2018  (Woodland Hills, California, US) Age at death: 105  (read death notice) Actress considered the oldest working in the business. Blackburn Brownbread CENTAURIANS Old As Dirt UTC

Saxe-Coburg Gotha, Simeon Born 16 June 1937  (Sofia, Bulgaria) Former Tsar of Bulgaria before being forced out by referendum, before returning to power as Prime Minister in 2001. OldPolesEtc Riding The Jesus Train

Sayer, Leo Born 21 May 1948  (Shoreham-by-Sea, Sussex, England) Bubble-haired singer-songwriter, best known for his songs, 'You Make Me Feel Like Dancing' and 'When I Need You'. 1982 was the best year for pop

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in 'Fawlty Towers' and went on to appear in 'After Henry' and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. It's Grim Up North All Part Of The Show... Right? Amanita Virosa ARS-IN-HOLE BBC Heaven BLIMEY! Body Snatcher's Body Count Brownest Bread Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Dead Last? Dead Right! deathlist.net Departures Board Down Under the Daisies Dying For Some More Points Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Fat kids always win at seesaw Going Going Gone Grave Danger Grendel's Graveyard Grief Encounter I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse They're Loving Angels Instead Losing the Plot Only Fools and Corpses Open the Pearly Gates Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickett's Popped Off Picks A Trophy for Atrophy Puzlman's Passing Picks Read 'em and Reap Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 She's a Goner Shovelful of Dirt Slippery Soap Song to the Siren  Squid's Stiffs Stiffer Steaks Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS Trojan Hearse The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com  The Grim Grampian Reapers Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops  Where's me coffin?

Scarfe, Gerald Born 1 June 1936  (London, England) Unflinching satircal cartoonist. Brown Bananas

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Fucked n' Dumped

Schafernaker, Tomasz Born 8 January 1979  (Gdansk, Poland) Impish Meteorologist and BBC Weather presenter. Shot in the Dark  The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard

Schally, Andrew Born 30 November 1926  (Wilno, Poland) Endocrinologist and co-winner of the 1977 Nobel Prize for Medicine. Nobel Laureates

Schappell, George Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With Lori, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Schappell, Lori Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With George, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Scherzinger, Nicole Born 29 June 1978  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Former singer with girl band The Pussycat Dolls. Angela of Death

Schmidt, Irmin Born 29 March 1937  (Berlin, Germany) Keyboardist for krautrock overlords Can, now gainfully employed as a film score composer. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Schmitt, Harrison Born 3 June 1935  (Santa Rita, New Mexico, USA) Former Astronaut, the last to set foot on the moon. Later a US senator for New Mexico. Decaying Orbit-uaries The Politicorpses

Schnabel, Parker Born in Haines, Alaska, USA  (exact date unknown) One of the stars of reality show 'Gold Rush'. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Schneider, Florian Born 7 April 1947  (Ohningen, Germany) 1/4 of Kraftwerk, the chubby one.. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Schoendienst, Red  Born 2 February 1923  (Germantown, Illinois, USA) Died 6 June 2018  (Town and Country, Missouri, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Hall of Fame baseball star, still working as an assistant coach in his 90s. Has been employed either as a player or coach for an MLB side for a stunning 74 consecutive seasons. YOUREOUT

Schopman-Klaver, Mien Born 26 February 1911  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Dutch athlete who was a reserve runner for the 1932 Olympics. Died July 2018 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Schottenheimer, Marty Born 23 September 1943  (Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, USA) The nearly man of NFL coaching, who won 205 games over 21 seasons but never made it to the Super Bowl. There's A Shiva In The Park

Schumacher, Michael Born 3 January 1969  (Hürth-Hermülheim, Cologne, Germany) Racing driver who has won the Formula 1 world championship enough times to drain the EU champagne lake dry. Suffered serious head injuries after a skiing accident late in 2013. Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Last? Dead Right! Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Departures Board Falling Off The Perch Going Green Hangman's XX I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Well, it was a decent innings… Joni Mitchell Dies Missing Parsons Report Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers SeasideEssexXile Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Song to the Siren The Buckley Mystic The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard Who Turned Out The Lights?

Schuster, Rudolf Born 4 January 1934  (Kosice, Slovakia) Former President of Slovakia, in charge between 1999 & 2004. OldPolesEtc Zodiac's Wishlist

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor and former bodybuilder. "Governator" of California from 2003-2011. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Schweickart, Rusty Born 24 October 1935  (Neptune, Jersey, USA) NASA astronaut and one of the key test pilots for what eventually became Apollo 9. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Scott, Andy Born 30 June 1949  (Wrexham, Wales) Lead guitarist with glam rockers The Sweet who bizarrely appeared in a number of TV adverts for an insurance company in 2010. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Scott, David Born 6 June 1932  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) US Astronaut, the seventh to walk on the Moon, in 1971. Decaying Orbit-uaries Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Scott, Richard Born 14 February 1954  (Edinburgh, UK) 10th Duke of Buccleuch, Scotland's largest private landowner. Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre

Scowcroft, Brent Born 19 March 1925  (Ogden, Utah, USA) Two-time US National Security Advisor, under the Ford and Bush Sr administrations. Has a long-time "Mini-Me" association with Henry Kissinger. Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Scullion, Leo Born 10 April 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Snooker referee, now suffering from cancer. Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Seagal, Steven Born 10 April 1952  (Lansing, Michigan, USA) Actor, best known for action-packed pot boilers such as 'Under Siege'. P@F rap(L)ist

Searle, John Born 31 July 1932  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Philosopher, much concerned with how language is processed in the mind. May also be a serial sex pest. Destination Eschaton Peace, Drugs, and Death

Sedaka, Neil Born 13 March 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Pop singer, songwriter & pianist, composer of 'Is This The Way to Amarillo?' Dying For Some Points Rockers who Rolled to the Grave

Sedgman, Frank Born 29 October 1927  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian tennis player, winner of 5 grand slam titles. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi

Seeler, Uwe Born 5 November 1936  (Hamburg, Germany) Diminutive striker for Hamburger SV and West Germany. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls

Seger, Bob Born 6 May 1945  (Lincoln Park, Michigan, USA) American singer-songwriter and pioneer of "heartland rock", with hits such as 'Night Moves'. Everyone Falls Asleep Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Segerstam, Leif Born 2 March 1944  (Vaasa, Ostrobothnia, Finland) Prolific Finnish composer. Ikea Nokia Lego

Seghizzi, Cecilia Born 5 September 1908  (Gorizia, Italy) Italian composer, painter and teacher. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Seka, (actress) Born 15 April 1954  (Radford, Virginia, USA) Porn starlet of the 80s, worked regularly with John Holmes but somehow avoided the Aids. Scrubber Out

Sellering, Erwin Born 18 October 1949  (Sprockhovel, Germany) German politician, stepped down as Minister President of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern in 2017 due to health issues. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Sen, Hun Born 5 August 1952  (Peam Koh Sna, Kampong Cham Province, Cambodia) Prime Minister of Cambodia since 1985. Gobbing On Life

Serle, Chris Born 13 July 1943  (Bristol, UK) Droopy-faced former host of "That's Life" and "The Computer Programme". Abracadaver

Sermanni, Rachel Born 7 November 1991  (Carrbridge, Scotland) Scottish folk singer. Most Unique Picks 2018

Serrano, Julieta Born 2 January 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Spanish theatre and cinema actress. Obscura Camera

Serres, Michel Born 1 September 1930  (Agen, France) French philosopher. Academie des Morts

Seselj, Vojislav Born 11 October 1954  (Sarajevo, Bosnia) Serbian politician, currently on trial at the Hague for war crimes. Went on hunger strike in 2006, but as he was a lardarse beforehand, this only resulted in him looking trimmer, rather than gaunt. Heef's Politics XX OldPolesEtc

Sessions, Jeff Born 24 December 1946  (Selma, Alabama, USA) US Attorney General under President Trump. The Right to Die

Severinsen, Carl Hilding "Doc" Born 7 July 1927  (Arlington, Oregon, USA) American jazz & pop trumpeter. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed

Sfeir, Nasrallah Boutros Born 15 May 1920  (Rayfoun, Lebanon) Lebanese cardinal. Patriarch of Antioch and All the East from 1986-2011. Headless Church

Shaeri, Khalid bin Mohsin Date and place of birth unknown Morbidly obese Saudi man who was airlifted out of his own home in 2013. Born c. 1993. Dead and Dusted

Shalit, Gene Born 25 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Colourful film and book critic for NBC's 'The Today Show' since 1973. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN The Empire State Strikes Back

Shane, Bob Born 1 February 1934  (Hilo, Hawaii, USA) Last surviving founder member of US folk band The Kingston Trio. The Survivors

Shane, Sara Born 18 May 1928  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actress and author, also known as Elaine Hollingsworth. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association

Shantz, Bobby Born 26 September 1925  (Pottstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Baseball pitcher who won the World Series in 1958 with the New York Yankees. YOUREOUT

Sharif, Kulsoom Nawaz  Born 29 March 1950  (Lahore, Pakistan) Died 11 September 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Former three-time First Lady of Pakistan. Born 1950. Cancel My Appointments

Sharp, Leslie Date and place of birth unknown Former Chief Constable of Cumbria and then Strathclyde Police. Born 1936. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Sharpe, Rocky Born 26 November 1952  (place of birth unknown) Frontman for 1970s 50s throwback act Rocky Sharpe and the Replays, who had three top 40 singles. Now stricken with MS. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Sharpton, Rev Al Born 3 October 1954  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Evangelist and civil rights activist, and candidate for the 2004 Democratic US presidential election. See You In Hell TOETAG4U

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. Decomposing Blubber I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Oliver's Army (of The Dead)  Widows Pick

Shaw, Julie Born 5 January 1963  (East Morton, UK) Cancer mum who claimed prunce juice was keeping her alive. Died January 2018 but no obit. Heading Nowhere

Shaw, Michael Born 9 October 1920  (place of birth unknown) Former Conservative MP for Scarborough. Going Green No More Expenses

Shaw, Sandie Born 26 February 1947  (Dagenham, Essex, England) Singer who adopted a ludicrous pseudonym, shunned footwear, and had a few hits in the 1960s. Perfect 10

Shearer, Harry Born 23 December 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known as Spinal Tap bass player Derek Smalls in 'This is Spinal Tap' and as Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns in 'The Simpsons'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them I Hear Voices

Sheehan, Neil Born 27 October 1936  (Holyoke, Massachusetts, USA) Pulitzer Prrize-winning journalist. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. Alsdeadliest Boo! I'm dead Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Deader than a dead thing Different Gravy Fuck 'Em All Hangman's XX I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse Lived So Let's Die P@F rap(L)ist See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya The FEDs  The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury Train Wreck Central You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Irish/Hispanic/American actor whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheeran, Ed Born 17 February 1991  (Halifax, UK) Baby-faced ginger chart devourer. ShitLuck

Shekau, Abubakar Born in Niger  (exact date unknown) Leader of the Nigerian militant group Boko Haram. Born 1969. See You In Hell

Shelley, Barbara Born 15 May 1933  (London, England) British horror actress. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars?

Shelley, Burke Born 10 April 1947  (Tiger Bay, Wales) Bass guitarist with 1970s Welsh rockers Budgie. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn

Shepherd, Richard Born 6 December 1942  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Conservative MP for Aldridge-Brownhills since 1979. M6 Toll(ed)

Sheridan, Liz Born 10 April 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress and former fiancée of the legendary James Dean. Death is International I Couldn't Eat Another Bite The Empire State Strikes Back

Sherman, Russell Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American classical pianist. Born 1930. Dead and Dusted 2

Shinoda, Toko Born 28 March 1913  (Dalian, China) Japanese artist. CENTAURIANS

Shirakawa, Hideki Born 20 August 1936  (Tokyo, Japan) Co-winner of the 2000 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his work on conductive polymers. Nobel(e)y Dying

Shirley, Steve Born 16 September 1933  (Dortmund, Germany) German-born British information technology pioneer and businesswoman. 2018 Runners and Riders

Shore, Mitzi  Born 25 July 1930  (Marinette, Wisconsin, USA) Died 11 April 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Co-founder of the Comedy Store in 1972 which helped launch the careers of the likes of Robin Williams, Chevy Chase and Jim Carrey. Lard Bazaar  Laughter Kills She's a Goner

Shore, Pauly Born 1 February 1968  (Hollywood, California, USA) Comedian and former MTV host. ShitLuck

Shreve, Larry Born 11 January 1941  (Windsor, Ontario, Canada) Former WWE wrestler known as "Abdullah the Butcher". Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Shu-chen, Wu Born 11 July 1953  (Madou, Tainan, Taiwan) Wife of the Taiwanese President, who despite being wheelchair-bound after a tractor ran her over, not once, but twice(!), has hit the headlines for her role in insider trading & now faces embezzlement & perjury charges. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Shui-Bian, Chen Born 12 October 1950  (Guantian, Taiwan) President of the Republic of China (AKA Taiwan) from 2000-2008. Funeral Holmes

Shula, Don Born 4 January 1930  (Grand River, Ohio, USA) NFL coaching legend, winner of two Superbowls with the Miami Dolphins. Cashier Number 88 Please

Shultz, George P. Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. CoffinItUp Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… Old People Party of 20 The Star Spangled Coffin

Shutts, David  Born 11 May 1965  (place of birth unknown) Died 24 May 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 53  (read death notice) Former marine engineer officer for the Royal Navy, battling stage 4 renal cancer. Thomas Jefferson Survives

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. Hell to the Chief

Silla, Felix Born 11 January 1937  (Rome, Italy) Actor - played Cousin Itt in 'The Addams Family'. From Here to Eternity Trek Wars

Silva, Henry Born 15 September 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor who has appeared in numerous American and European films, such as 'The Manchurian Candidate' and the original 'Ocean's 11', as well as futuristic TV series 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Last Gasp Saloon

Silveria, David Born 21 September 1972  (San Leandro, California, USA) Drummer with rock band Korn from 1993-2006. Kardashian's Fire Department

Simm, Sue Date and place of birth unknown Former Chief Constable of Northumbria Police. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. From Here to Eternity You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Not at all Well Train Wreck Central Wot The Deuce

Simmons, Russell Born 4 October 1957  (Queens, New York, USA) Multi-millionaire rap, clothing and TV mogul. Doesn't take well to the word "no", allegedly. Keep It In Your Pants

Simon, Abbey Born 8 January 1922  (New York City, New York, USA) American classical pianist. Dead and Dusted 2

Simon, Neil  Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Died 26 August 2018  (Manhattan, New York, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Don't Eat The Figs Losing the Plot Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Simon, Paul Born 13 October 1941  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Successful singer-songwriter who first found fame in the 1960s with singing partner Art Garfunkel before continuing with a solo career of similar distinction. Sid And Marty Coffin

Simonot, Renee Born 10 September 1911  (Le Havre, France) French actress. CENTAURIANS Vive la France...et la mort!

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a "spot of bother" with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! 2018 Exit Draft 5 Feet and 1 to Go Hit Me with Your Best Shot Noz4news Old Lags and Old Slags Say Hi To Uncle George

Sims, Nigel  Born 9 August 1931  (Coton-In-The-Elms, UK) Died 6 January 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Aston Villa's goalkeeper for their 1957 FA Cup triumph. Waiting for Ugo

Sinclair, Angus Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish serial killer. Sentenced in 2014 to life in prison for the World's End Murders in 1977. A Pelican in the Wilderness Drunkasaskunk Grendel's Graveyard Here's Who You Could Have Won Hit Me with Your Best Shot Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

Sinclair, Clive Born 30 July 1940  (Richmond, London, England) Businessman & entrepreneur, the man behind the ZX81 & Spectrum computers and much more infamously, the C5 electronic bike/buggy/car, which, quite frankly, was an unmitigated disaster. Abracadaver If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? Trojan Hearse

Singer, Bryan Born 17 September 1965  (New York City, New York, USA) Director behind The Usual Suspects, the X-Men franchise and much more. For some reason, when Hollywood was swarming with sexual harassment allegations, he decided to step down from all current projects. Funny that. Finbarr Returns from the Dead Heads in a Bag Not at all Well Noz4news

Singh, Fauja Born 1 April 1911  (Beas Pind, India) Possibily the oldest man ever to compete in a marathon. Retired from competitive running in 2013 at the age of 102! Dead Loss Old As Dirt

Singh, Lilly Born 26 September 1988  (Scarborough, Ontario, Canada) YouTuber, named most influential entertainer for teens by Forbes Magazine in 2017. Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad

Singh, Simon Born 19 September 1964  (Wellington, Somerset, England) Author of popular science books 'Fermat's Last Theorem' and 'Big Bang'. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Singleton, Valerie Born 9 April 1937  (Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England) TV presenter, best known as part of the immortal 1960s line up on 'Blue Peter' with John Noakes and Peter Purves. Also presented 'The Money Programme'. Lord Gravedigger Unusual Suspects Widows Pick

Sioux, Siouxsie Born 27 May 1957  (London, UK) Goth rock queen who gets very annoyed if you ask her about the swastika she wore in the 70s. Alliteratively Alive No More

Siphandon, Khamtai Born 8 February 1924  (place of birth unknown) President of Laos from 1998-2006. I'm Fed Up With This World

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. Gris Gris Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Sirikit, Queen Born 12 August 1932  (Bangkok, Thailand) Queen consort of Thailand. Dead Continent

Skerritt, Tom Born 25 August 1933  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Actor whom many might recognise as Captain Dallas in the original 'Alien' film from 1979. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. Abracadaver Brexodus Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Grief Encounter No More Expenses Fucked n' Dumped Rhys' Rest in Peace's Scythe Matters Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice  Shot in the Dark The FEDs

Skinner, Frank Born 27 January 1957  (West Bromwich, England) Teacher-turned-comedian who along with fellow comedian David Baddiel and the Lightning Seeds had a number one hit single in 1996, with 'Three Lions'. Jules Rimet is still gleaming as of 2011... Lived So Let's Die

Skoglund, Erik Born 24 May 1991  (Vardinge, Sweden) Boxer who lost his undefeated record to Callum Smith in late 2017. Dumb Sum Bitch  Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Skou, Jens C.  Born 8 October 1918  (Lemvig, Denmark) Died 28 May 2018  (Aarhus, Denmark) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Danish chemist and co-winnrer of the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1997. Ikea Nokia Lego Nobel Laureates  Old People, Young Death

Slater, Bill  Born 29 April 1927  (Clitheroe, Lancashire, England) Died 18 December 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Former Wolverhampton and England footballer. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls

Sleep, Wayne Born 17 July 1948  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Acclaimed ballet and classic dancer, occasional actor. Passing of the passed

Slenczynska, Ruth Born 15 January 1925  (Sacramento, California, USA) American pianist. Dead and Dusted 2

Slick, Grace Born 30 October 1939  (Evanston, Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer, of Jefferson Airplane, Starship and alcoholism fame. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Smash, Chas Born 14 January 1959  (London, UK) Trumpeter for nutty-dancing ska irritants Madness. #1 Hits

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in 'Love Thy Neighbour' in the 1970s. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Smith, Alan Born 25 October 1936  (Birmingham, UK) Not one of the myriad footballers with this name, but rather a former England international cricketer who also captained Warwickshire. M6 Toll(ed)

Smith, Alf Born 29 March 1908  (Invergowrie, UK) Joint-oldest man in the UK as of the start of 2018. The Old Ones are the Pests

Smith, Anthony Date and place of birth unknown Grandfather who celebrated Christmas early in 2017 due to a battle with pancreatic cancer. Born c.1963. Drunkasaskunk

Smith, Don Born 14 June 1923  (Broadwater, UK) Oldest living English test cricketer as of the start of 2018. An all-rounder who later became Sri Lanka's national coach. Time's-Up Team

Smith, Ian Born 19 June 1938  (Melbourne, Australia) Harold Bishop of Neighbours fame. Decomposing Blubber

Smith, Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in 'Death On The Nile' and 'A Room With A View', and more recently in 'Downton Abbey'. Devin and his Summer Girls Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers

Smith, Mark E.  Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Died 24 January 2018  (Manchester, England) Age at death: 60  (read death notice) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Amanita Virosa Banana's Peel Slippers Boddies... Manchester's Finest Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Day in the Death Dumb Sum Bitch Eastbourne Exits eejit Everyone Falls Asleep Madonna's Hand Of Bod Grief Hijackers One-Way Partridge As Reaper Rhys' Rest in Peace's Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 The FEDs You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Smith, Patti Born 30 December 1946  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer-songwriter and poet and one of the first successes of the New York punk scene of the 1970s. Blackburn Brownbread

Smith, Putter Born 19 January 1941  (California, USA) Jazz bassist and former actor. Played homosexual hitman Mr. Kidd in the 1971 Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!!

Smith, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Comic book artist who created Judge Dredd for 2000AD. Born 1924. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Smith, Sophie Date and place of birth unknown Student who went missing on Boxing Day 2017. Born c.1996. .....Norfolk & Good

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer, nicknamed "The Anfield Iron". The Final Whistle

Smith, Viola Born 29 November 1912  (Mount Calvary, Wisconsin, USA) Professional drummer specialising in swing. Still swinging the sticks at 104! CENTAURIANS

Smith, Walter Born 24 February 1948  (Larnark, Scotland) Former manager of Everton FC and Rangers FC. William Hague's Special Friend

Smith, Wilbur Born 9 January 1933  (Kabwe, Zambia) Very successful author, whose works have a strong African theme. Dead and Dusted Passing of the passed The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard

Smothers, Dick Born 20 November 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) One-half of 1960s counter-culture musical comedy act The Smothers Brothers. His son is a porn star who performs under the name Dick Smothers Jr. Nominative determinism, beautiful thing. While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Smothers, Tom Born 2 February 1937  (New York City, New York, USA) One-half of 1960s counter-culture musical comedy act The Smothers Brothers. The more politically minded of the pair, he was once knocked out by Bill Cosby during a fight at the Playboy Mansion. Not the only person Cosby made unconscious etc etc etc. While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Snailham, Amber Born 18 December 1998  (place of birth unknown) Teenager with teminal cancer who married her "childhood sweetheart". Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk

Sneed, Floyd Born 22 November 1942  (Calgary, Canada) Drummer for Three Dog Night. Perfect 10

Snoad, Harold Born 28 August 1935  (Hendon, Middlesex, England) TV producer and director, most notably of 'Keeping Up Appearances'. BBC Heaven

Snowden, Edward Born 21 June 1983  (Elizabeth City, North Carolina, USA) Former computer speicialist with the CIA and National Security Agency who leaked details of an extensive network of electronic mail and internet snooping by authorities in 2013. Now resident in Russia. 5 Feet and 1 to Go Say Hi To Uncle George

Snyder, Gary Born 8 May 1930  (San Francisco, California, USA) Poet. Won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry for 'Turtle Island' in 1975. Deadies 5 Peace, Drugs, and Death

Soames, Nicholas Born 12 February 1948  (Croydon, England) British Member of Parliament for Crawley from 1983 to 1997. Grandson of Winston Churchill. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Sobral, Salvador Born 28 December 1989  (Lisbon, Portugal) Portuguese singer who won the 2017 Eurovision with the overblown waste-of-space "Amar Pelos Dois". A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Aber-Deads Everyone Falls Asleep I Told You I was Ill Neither There Nor Thereabouts Rhys' Rest in Peace's

Sodano, Angelo Born 23 November 1927  (Isola d'Asti, Italy) Cardinal, has served as Dean of the College of Cardinals since 2005. The Babysitters Club

SoKo, (musician) Born 26 October 1935  (Bordeaux, France) French indie-pop singer-songwriter, born Stéphanie Sokolinski. Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad

Sokolov, Grigory Born 18 April 1950  (St Petersburg, Russia) Russian concert pianist. Dead and Dusted 2

Sokomanu, Ati George Born 13 January 1937  (Shefa, Vanuatu) The first president of Vanuatu. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Soles, Paul Born 11 August 1930  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian actor, original voice of Spider-Man. I Hear Voices

Solomon, Russ  Born in Sacramento, California, USA  (exact date unknown) Died 4 March 2018  (Sacramento, California, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Founder of now-defunct music store chain Tower Records. Born 1925. Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . .

Solow, Robert Born 23 August 1924  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Nobel Prize-winning economist. Death is International If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? Nobel Laureates

Somare, Michael Born 9 April 1936  (Rabaul, Papua New Guinea) Prime Minister of Papa New Guinea on three occasions. Heef's Politics XX

Sondheim, Stephen Born 22 March 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Award-winning and hugely successful composer and lyricist. Cashier Number 88 Please  Lullabye-bye of Broadway Simply Dead

Sonja of Norway, Queen Born 4 July 1937  (Oslo, Norway) Wife of King Harald V. Ikea Nokia Lego

Soo Soo, Papillon Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Model and actress infamous for her "love you long time" cameo in Stanley Kubrick's 'Full Metal Jacket'. Born 1960. Obscura Camera

Soong, Lucille Born 15 August 1938  (Beijing, China) Chinese character actress working steadily for 60 years, from Coronation Street to Desperate Housewives. Most Unique Picks 2018

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. Cashier Number 88 Please Heads in a Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Kennedy Driving School Not at all Well I'm Fed Up With This World

Soyinka, Wole Born 13 July 1934  (Abeokuta, Nigeria) Nigerian author, the first African to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, in 1986. Nobel(e)y Dying

Spacey, Kevin Born 26 July 1959  (South Orange, New Jersey, USA) American award-winning actor, and now director, and also stage show producer in the UK. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Different Gravy Keep It In Your Pants Open the Pearly Gates P@F rap(L)ist Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career

Spargo, Lynda Date and place of birth unknown Teacher who was diagnosed with breast cancer while in a coma. A Good Innings Drunkasaskunk

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. It's Grim Up North You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Speakman, William  Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) Died 20 June 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Boddies... Manchester's Finest They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique in the 1960s and produced the Beatles and the Ramones amongst others. Jailed for murder in 2009. Boo! I'm dead Death Stinks Fuck 'Em All From Here to Eternity His & Hearse Not at all Well Open the Pearly Gates Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . Sad Last Days Snort the Ashes

Spector, Ronnie Born 10 August 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Lead singer of The Ronnettes. Heads in a Bag Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead She's a Goner

Spelvin, Georgina Born 1 March 1936  (Houston, Texas, USA) Pornographic actress, star of the 1973 crossover hit "The Devil In Miss Jones". Scrubber Out

Spencer, Charles Born 20 May 1964  (London, UK) Younger brother of Princess Diana, cut a mic-drop promo at her funeral. Angers locals in Northampton by insisting that "Althorp" is pronounced "Al-trop". Marks and Spencers

Spencer, Jamie Born 8 June 1980  (County Tipperary, Ireland) Flat jockey, two-time UK champion jockey and the youngest rider to win a classic. Marks and Spencers

Spencer, Jeremy Born 4 July 1948  (Hartlepool, UK) Founder member of Fleetwood Mac, who left the group suddenly in 1971 to join a religious cult. Marks and Spencers

Spencer, June Born in Nottingham, England  (exact date unknown) Actress who has played Peggy Archer in 'The Archer's' BBC radio series since it's very beginning in 1951. Bladerunner Funeral Holmes Slippery Soap

Spencer, Richard Born 11 May 1978  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) White supremacist who gets punched in the face a lot. The Right to Die

Spiner, Brent Born 2 February 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) Actor best/only known as the android Lieutenant Commander Data in "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Trek Wars

Spinney, Caroll Born 26 December 1933  (Waltham, Massachusetts, USA) Puppeteer, best known as the characters Big Bird and Oscar in 'Sesame Street'. I Hear Voices

Spiridonov, Valery Date and place of birth unknown Russian man set to be the first get a head transplant. Somehow I get the feeling that it's going to go well. Born 1984. Finding Chemo Nicked but not Dead The Team With No Name The Walking Dead Wall Street Massacre Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Spiridonova, Daria Born 8 July 1998  (Novocheboksarsk, Russia) Artistic gymnast, won silver in the 2016 Olympics. 2 old 2 date James Woods

Spitz, Mark Born 10 February 1950  (Modesto, California, USA) One of the US's greatest ever Olympians, who won seven golds at the 1972 games. Marks and Spencers

Spivak, Gayatri Chakravorty Born 24 February 1942  (Ballygunge, Kolkata, India) Indian literary theorist. Destination Eschaton

Springsteen, Bruce Born 23 September 1949  (Long Branch, New Jersey, USA) Popular US singer & songwriter. Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

St. Clement, Pam Born 12 May 1942  (Harrow on the Hill, England) Actress known for her 25 year stint as "Fat Pat" Butcher in 'EastEnders'. The Honey Trap

St. John, Ian Born 7 June 1938  (Motherwell, Scotland) Scottish footballer. Played for Scotland from 1959 to 1965, and later became a manager and pundit. Ach, you kill me, Greavsie! At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Compost Corner DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dumb Sum Bitch Grief Hijackers Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers SeasideEssexXile The Team With No Name The Walking Dead

St. John, Jill Born 19 August 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, remembered for her role as Tiffany Case in the Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Stafford, Thomas P. Born 17 September 1930  (Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA) Nasa astronaut, commander of Apollo 10. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Stahl, Nick Born 5 December 1979  (Harlingen, Texas, USA) Actor who played John Connor in 'Terminator 3'. The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi

Stalker, John Born 17 April 1939  (Manchester, England) Former Deputy Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police, newspaper columnist & garage door endorser. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Staller, Ilona Born 26 November 1951  (Budapest, Hungary) Porn star and Italian politician. Famously made a video prior to the 1990 World Cup in which she attempted to help Italy's prospects by fucking "Maradona" (played by Ron Jeremy). Scrubber Out

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, DC, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Deadies 5 Drop Dead Celebration Jane's Antique Wrinklies Morbid United F.C. Mourning Glory Pearly Gates Read 'em and Reap The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers Unpersons

Stallone, Sylvester Born 6 July 1946  (New York, New York, USA) Actor, star of 'Rocky' & 'Rambo', also a useless goalkeeper in 'Escape to Victory'. Super Squirrels The Grim Reaper

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies

Standing, John Born 16 August 1934  (London, England) Actor and 4th Baronet. 16 Is The Number Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Starr, Bart Born 9 January 1934  (Montgomery, Alabama, USA) Former Green Bay Packers quarterback. DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Mr C SeasideEssexXile Tentoesup

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) Singer, "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. I'll Sleep When You're Dead Lived So Let's Die 2018 Runners and Riders Zodiac's Wishlist

Starr, Ken Born 21 July 1946  (Vernon, Texas, USA) US solicitor general, famous as the man who led the investigation into whether Bill Clinton had lied to the public about his sexual escapades. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Headstone Holders Rockers who Rolled to the Grave Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Steel, David Born 31 March 1938  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) The "boy" David became leader of the Liberal Party in 1976 at the age of just 38. Formed a doomed alliance with the SDP (ask your father) in 1981 and was briefly leader of the merged Liberal Democrats before making way for Paddy Ashdown. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Steele, Barbara Born 29 December 1937  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Actress specialising in horror films. From Here to Eternity

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Going Going Gone Obituaries 'R' Us Sing Your Last Song For Me

Stefansson, Stefan Karl  Born 10 July 1975  (Hafnarfjor?ur, Iceland) Died 21 August 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 34  (read death notice) Icelandic actor, best known as the villain Robbie Rotten in 'Lazytown'. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association  A Good Innings All Part Of The Show... Right? Alternatively In The News Amanita Virosa Banana's Peel Slippers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Body Snatcher's Body Count Worm Fodder Brownest Bread Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2018 Compost Corner  Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently  Crofty's Coffin Crew Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Dead Last? Dead Right! Dead Wait Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Deceased Hose Dumb Sum Bitch Fat kids always win at seesaw Predictor's Predictions Funeral Holmes Guild of Master Reapers GUN Away  GUN Fishing  I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Ikea Nokia Lego I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse And Now His Watch Is Ended I Told You I was Ill It's A Grim World (After All) Jackie Treehorn Jellydead Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam John Key's Choices Finding Chemo They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Life Flies By So Fast Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Nicked but not Dead NoSoup4U! Obscura Camera One-Way Only Fools and Corpses Pan Breed P@F deathlist  Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers Pity Da Foolz  Plan B from Outer Space Prophet's Prophecy Rhys' Rest in Peace's Scythe Matters SeasideEssexXile Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Spirited Away Chemo Sabee Still More Life  Stone Dead Cert The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Choir Invisibule The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper The Grateful Dead The Heeflich Manoeuver Cheggers Checks Out The Living End The Team With No Name The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Two Coins & A Punt Valar Morghulis  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Stein, Rick Born 4 January 1947  (Oxfordshire, England) Celebrity chef, a specialist in fish cookery & has written books & presented TV shows on the subject. Eastbourne Exits

Steinberg, David Born 9 August 1942  (Winnipeg, Canada) Comedy star of the 60s and 70s, second only to Bob Hope in Tonight Show appearances. Moved behind the camera in the 80s and went on to direct both "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm". While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Steinberger, Jack Born 25 May 1921  (Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Germany) German-American Nobel prize-winning phycisist. Nobel Laureates

Steinmeier, Ursula Date and place of birth unknown Mother of German president Frank-Walter Steinmeier. Born 1929. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Stella, Lennon Born 13 August 1999  (Oshawa, Canada) One-half of Canadian country pop duo Lennon & Maisy, who also appeared in the CMT drama "Nashville". 2 old 2 date James Woods

Sternhagen, Frances Born 13 January 1930  (Washington DC, USA) Actress, a long time stalwart of Broadway & other theatres. Lullabye-bye of Broadway Zodiac's Wishlist

Stevens, Chuck Born 10 July 1918  (Van Houten, New Mexico, USA) Oldest living former Major League Baseball player as of the start of 2018. Died May 2018 but no obit. YOUREOUT

Stevens, John Born 21 October 1942  (Kent, England) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 2000 to 2004. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. Grave Danger Old People, Young Death The Star Spangled Coffin

Stevens, Kirk Born 17 August 1958  (Ontario, Canada) Snooker player, whose career never recovered after he admitted he took cocaine. Fucked n' Dumped

Stevens, Shakin' Born 4 March 1948  (Ely, Cardiff, Wales) Welsh Elvis lookalike who had a string of hits in the 1980s with 'This Ole House', 'Green Door', 'Oh Julie' and others. Well respected for once attacking Richard Madeley on live TV. 1982 was the best year for pop

Stevens, Stella Born 1 October 1938  (Yazoo City, Mississippi, USA) Former Playboy model, turned actress & film producer. Dead Is Dead

Stewart, Helen Date and place of birth unknown Wife of Formula 1 racing legend Jackie Stewart. Losing the Plot

Stewart, Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. 2018 Exit Draft Mortem Omnibus

Stewart, Martha Born 3 August 1941  (Nutley, New Jersey, USA) Broadcaster, author, businesswoman & homemaking advocate who was found guilty of conspiracy, obstruction of an agency proceeding, and making false statements to federal investigators, serving 5 months in prison. Dead Skin on Trial Old Lags and Old Slags

Stewart, Patrick Born 13 July 1940  (Mirfield, Yorkshire, England) Distinguished actor, famed for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and Professor X in the 'X-Men' film series. BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Stewart, Peggy Born 5 June 1923  (West Palm Beach, Florida, USA) Actress whose film career started way back in 1937 and is still going strong. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star. Best-known hits include 'Maggie May', 'You Wear It Well' and the mildly sickening 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. Far superior, though, is the classic 'Stay With Me', which he co-wrote and recorded while a member of the Faces. Fucked n' Dumped Shot in the Dark

Stiles, Nobby Born 18 May 1942  (Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, England) Tenacious midfielder for England and Manchester United, part of the legendary 1966 World Cup winning side. #1 Hits It's Grim Up North  Amanita Virosa Are You Still Dying, Darling? ARS-IN-HOLE At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Banana's Peel Slippers BLIMEY! Boddies... Manchester's Finest  Body Snatcher's Body Count Cancel My Appointments Carkers Convention 2018 Charon's Crew The Love Boat Compost Corner Crofty's Coffin Crew DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Deadies 5 Ethnic Cleansing Fat kids always win at seesaw Girlfriend in a Coma Gobbing On Life Going Green Grief Encounter Guild of Master Reapers GUN Away GUN Fishing I'm Sorry For Your Trouble It's What They Would Have Wanted Well, it was a decent innings… John Key's Choices Finding Chemo Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls They're Loving Angels Instead Life Flies By So Fast Losing the Plot  Madonna's Hand Of Bod Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Missing Parsons Report Neither There Nor Thereabouts No Weddings and 20 Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us One-Way Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers People I Think Might Die In 2018 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space A Trophy for Atrophy Prophet's Prophecy Rhys' Rest in Peace's Burt Lungcancer's Bombers Shovelful of Dirt Simply Dead Soylent Dreams Spectre of Death Stairway to Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Still Life The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper The Grateful Dead Cheggers Checks Out The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Two Blacks The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Time's-Up Team Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Valar Morghulis Wall Street Massacre Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Windsor the Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper Zit-Wang Gorbachov Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Stiller, Jerry Born 8 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedian & actor, father of Ben & perhaps best known for his role in 'Seinfeld'. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Boo! I'm dead Everyone Falls Asleep Fuck 'Em All Quebec's Predictions The Empire State Strikes Back  UTC

Sting, (singer) Born 2 October 1951  (Wallsend, nr. Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Former leader singer of The Police, now a very successful (and slightly weird) solo singer. Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Stirling, Angus Born 10 December 1933  (place of birth unknown) Former Director General of the National Trust. Brown Bananas

Stockwell, Dean Born 5 March 1936  (Hollywood, California, USA) In films as a boy, well known for his role in 'Kim'. More recently, he shot to fame towards a new audience and thus huge cult popularity as Al in 'Quantum Leap'. Who Turned Out The Lights?

Stokes, Pete  Date and place of birth unknown Died 5 February 2018  (Bunbury, Australia) Age at death: 45  (read death notice) Boxing trainer and promoter. Here's Who You Could Have Won Pan Breed

Stoller, Mike Born 13 March 1933  (Long Island, New York, USA) Songwriter of many a hit single with the late Jerry Lieber. Taking The Michael See You In Heaven Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Stolpe, Manfred Born 13 May 1936  (Szczecin, Poland) German Politician, Ministerpresident of Bradenburg from 1990 to 2002. 16 Is The Number Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Stone, Sly Born 15 March 1943  (Denton, Texas, USA) American musician - the main vocalist for soul/funk group Sly & The Family Stone. From Here to Eternity See You In Heaven Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Stopes-Roe, Mary Date and place of birth unknown Only surviving child of Barnes Wallis, daughter-in-law of Marie Stopes and a writer and academic in her own right. Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers

Storaro, Vittorio Born 24 June 1940  (Rome, Italy) Italian cinematographer, known for his work with film directors Bernardo Bertolucci and Francis Ford Coppola. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Storch, Larry Born 8 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Experienced character actor in numerous films over the years. Death Stinks IMGONESOLONG Syndication Zombies Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Stordalen, Gunhild Born 15 January 1979  (Haugesund, Norway) Norwegian physician, environmental advocate and public debater. God's Gonna Gettem

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque performer. From Here to Eternity She's a Goner

Storm, Toni Born 19 October 1995  (Auckland, New Zealand) Much-tipped female pro-wrestler, clearly destined for the WWE main roster within five years. Obscura Camera

Stossel, John Born 6 March 1947  (Chicago Heights, Illinois, USA) US TV libertarian pundit. SeasideEssexXile

Stottlemyre Sr, Mel Born 13 November 1941  (Hazelton, Missouri, USA) Some old baseball player and father of another baseball player of the same name, apparently. Very unlikely to get a UK obit. Mr C

Stove, Betty Born 24 June 1945  (Rotterdam, Netherlands) Tennis player, lost Wimbledon's Singles Final in 1977 to Virginia Wade but made up for it by winning 10 Grand Slam titles in Doubles Finals. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Strachan, Crispian Date and place of birth unknown Chief Constable of Northumbria Police from 1998 to 2005. Born 1949. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Straczynski, J. Michael Born 17 July 1954  (Paterson, New Jersey, USA) TV writer and producer, most famously behind 90s sci-fi contender "Babylon 5". All these moments will be lost

Stratus, Trish Born 18 December 1975  (Flemingdon Park, Toronto, USA) Wrestler and model. Devin and his Summer Girls

Strauss-Kahn, Dominique Born 25 April 1949  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Head of the International Monetary Fund from 2007-2011. Resigned after he was charged with sexually assaulting a chamber maid at a hotel. The charges were later dropped. P@F rap(L)ist

Street, Adrian Born 5 December 1940  (Brynmawr, Wales) Flamboyant Welsh professional wrestler. Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad

Strong, Mark Born 5 August 1963  (London, UK) British actor who gets hired when you can't afford Jason Statham. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Stroud, Don Born 1 September 1943  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Actor and surfer. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!!

Struycken, Carel Born 30 July 1948  (The Hague, Netherlands) Character actor, and as he stands at 7 foot tall, is rather typecast in tall-person roles! Best known as Lurch in the Addams Family films. Trek Wars

Stubbs, Una Born 1 May 1937  (Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire, England) Actress best known as Rita in 'Til Death Us Do Part' and recently as Mrs Hudson in 'Sherlock' and as the subject of one of the most infamous urban legends there is… BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

Suarez Miramontes, Luis Born 2 May 1935  (A Coruna, Galicia, Spain) Former Barcelona, Internazionale and Spain international footballer. European footballer of the year in 1960. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls The Deadest Of The Dead

Suchet, David Born 2 May 1946  (London, England) Actor brother of newscaster John Suchet. Star of 'Poirot' in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Sugar, Alan Born 24 March 1947  (Hackney, London, England) Businessman, boss of Amstrad and former chairman of Tottenham Hotspur. Now well known for his role in the UK version of the TV show 'The Apprentice', with his catchphrase, "You're fired". Was 'Suralan', now in the House of Lords. Aardvark's Bupa Listing You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Suggs, (singer) Born 13 January 1961  (Hastings, Sussex, England) Lead singer with enduring pop legends Madness. Born Graham McPherson. 1982 was the best year for pop

Sutcliffe, Irene Born 12 July 1930  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Maggie Clegg of 'Coronation Street' fame. The Deadest Of The Dead

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 Grendel's Graveyard Hit Me with Your Best Shot John Key's Choices Old Lags and Old Slags Old People Smell Of Piss Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya Cheggers Checks Out The Grim Grampian Reapers Windsor the Troll

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of '24' actor, Keifer. Dead And Dusted 1 Quebec's Predictions Tentoesup

Sutherland, Fred Date and place of birth unknown Last-surviving Canadian member of the famous Dambusters raid during World War II. Born 1923. Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers

Sutton, Dudley  Born 6 April 1933  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Died 15 September 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Long-time actor on British TV & films, best known as "Tinker" in 'Lovejoy'. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars?

Suzuki, Akira Born 12 September 1930  (Mukawa, Japan) Nobel Prize-winning Japanese chemist. Nobel(e)y Dying

Svankmajer, Jan Born 4 September 1934  (Prague, Czech Republic) Czech filmmaker and artist. The Deadest Of The Dead

Swamiji, Shivakumara Born 1 April 1907  (Veerapura, Magadi Taluk Karnataka, India) Indian educationalist. Gray Panthers Old As Dirt

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Swede, Puma Born 13 September 1976  (Stockholm, Sweden) Swedish pornographic actress. Born Johanna Jussinniemi. Scrubber Out

Sweeney, Jim Born 7 May 1955  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Comedian and actor, known for his double act with Steve Steen and as part of the improvisation team The Comedy Store Players. Now suffers from multiple sclerosis. Stone Dead Cert

Swift, Clive Born 9 February 1936  (Liverpool, England) Character actor best known as the brow-beaten husband of Hyacinth Bucket in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Swinton of Kimmerghame, John  Born 21 April 1925  (Duns, UK) Died 4 October 2018  (Duns, UK) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Retired senior British Army officer and father of actress Tilda Swinton. Nicked but not Dead

Swire, Hugo Born 30 November 1959  (London, England) Conservative MP for East Devon since 2001. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Swit, Loretta Born 4 November 1937  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Actress, mainly on television - best remembered for her role in 'M*A*S*H' as "Hot Lips" Houlihan. Widows Pick

Sykes, Stephen Date and place of birth unknown Musician with Hodgkins Lymphoma who conducted at the Glastonbury Festival while undergoing chemo. Chemo Sabee

Sytch, Tammy Lynn Born 7 December 1972  (Matawan, New Jersey, USA) Female wrestling manager and occasional wrestler. Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad

Szeles, John Born 9 September 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Stand-up comedian and magician. AKA The Amazing Jonathan. While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Szonyi, Erzsebet Born 25 April 1924  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian composer. Death is International

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