Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2017: H

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HABERMAS, Jurgen Born 18 June 1929  (Dusseldorf, Germany) German philosopher and intellectual. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Destination Eschaton Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

HABGOOD, John Born 23 June 1927  (Stony Stratford, Buckinghamshire, England) Former Bishop of Durham & Archbishop of York. Feng Shui Pig

HACKMAN, Gene Born 30 January 1930  (San Bernardino, California, USA) Prolific American actor. Big-Iain's Team Cashier Number 87 Please! Colin's Corpses Gooseberry Crumble Hardwood Surround Let Us Embalm You Pearly Gates Permanent Kip  Toasted Brown Bread TOETAG4U

HAEWON, Lee Born 24 February 1919  (Seoul, Korea) Pretender to the throne of Korea. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

HAF, Heulwen Born in Corwen, Denbighshire, Wales  (exact date unknown) Television presenter and alternative therapist. Born 1944. On The Box/In The Box

HAGEN, Nina Born 11 March 1955  (Berlin, Germany) German punk singer. Born Catherina Hagan. Take the Needle Off the Record

HAGGARTY, Gary Date and place of birth unknown Member of the paramilitary UVF and alleged "supergrass". Born c. 1971. Compost Corner Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Ethnic Cleansing Jumptheshark v.8.0 Shovelful Of Dirt Souls to Take The Team With No Name We're All Gonna Die!

HAGON, Garrick Born 27 September 1939  (London, England) Best known as Biggs Darklighter from 'Star Wars' - Darklighter was Luke Skywalker's best pal that became a pilot. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

HAIGH, George Born 26 June 1915  (place of birth unknown) British Football player with Stockport County. At the start of 2017 he is believed to be the oldest surviving professional footballer in the UK. BLIMEY! Old As Dirt Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style)

HAILEY, Leisha Born 11 July 1971  (Japan) American actress ('The L Word') and Musician ('Uh Huh Her') former partner of k.d. lang. Coffinio De Lesbos

HALE, Barbara  Born 18 April 1922  (DeLalb, Illinois, USA) Died 26 January 2017  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Emmy award winning US Actress who played legal secretary Della Street on 'Perry Mason' between 1956-1995. Permanent Kip Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

HALIM OF KEDAH, Abdul Born 28 November 1927  (Alor Star, Kedah, Malaysia) Sultan of Kedah since 1958. Served as the elected monarch of Malaysia from 1970-75. Died in September 2017 but no obit. Hell To The Chief The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2017 The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

HALL, Albert P. Born 10 November 1937  (Boothton, Alabama, USA) American character actor, best known as Chief Phillips in 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

HALL, Daryl Born 11 October 1946  (Pottstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Singer & songwriter, one half of Hall & Oates. 1982 was the best year for pop

HALL, Jillian Born 6 September 1980  (Ashland, Kentucky, USA) Retired WWE Lady Wrestler and singer. Don't Stop the Music

HALL, John Born 21 March 1933  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Businessman and former majority shareholder of Newcastle United FC. Going Green

HALL, Michael C. Born 1 February 1971  (Raleigh, North Carolina, USA) Actor. Star of the rather dubious TV series 'Dexter' about a serial killer who happens to kill other murderers. Yeah, right, like that'll get you off... Old People Smell Of Piss

HALL, Monty  Born 25 August 1923  (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) Died 30 September 2017  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Host of various American game shows, well-known (over there, at least) for presenting 'Let's Make a Deal'. Fireball Golden Oldies! Insert Name Here Naked Florida Gravediggers Nosoup4U! Riding The Jesus Train Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Ryan's Rest Home The Anfield Iron TOETAG4U

HALL, Peter  Born 22 November 1930  (Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk, England) Died 11 September 2017  (London, England) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Over-rated theatre director but was an original founder of the Royal Shakespeare Company. Suffering from dementia since 2015. Advent Avalanche Ars-in-Hole Brownest Bread Checkin' Out I'll Have a P Bob. Losing The Plot

HALL, Stuart Born 25 December 1929  (Hyde, Greater Manchester, England) Forrmer BBC local news anchor and host of 'It's a Knockout'. Jailed in 2013 for a series of sex crimes. Aardvark's Bupa Listing All That Glitters Is Not Mould Checkin' Out Francis of Arse-Easy 2017 Hangman's XX Lord Gravedigger Manuel's Stiffs Old People Smell Of Piss Windsor's OBE Partridge As Reaper Pervs & Perps 2 Tarkinator The Buckley Mystic

HALL, Tom T. Born 25 May 1936  (Olive Hill, Kentucky, USA) Bluegrass singer and songwriter. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

HALLENGA, Kristin Born 5 October 1985  (Daventry, Northamptonshire, England) Won a Pride of Britain award in October 2009 that highlighted her brave fight against Stage IV Breast cancer. And My Name Is Larry! Beyond A Little Peaky Cancerous Hatred 2 Ethnic Cleansing Freddie The Cat Hippoposthumous Finding Chemo Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia P@F only girls Shaun of the Dead 69 Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling The Team With No Name To Kill A Gabor Sister

HALLYDAY, Johnny  Born 15 June 1943  (Cite Malesherbes, Paris, France) Died 6 December 2017  (Paris, France) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) France's most famous rock singer. Morbid United F.C. Pop Goes The Pop Star

HALPIN, Luke Born 4 April 1947  (New York, USA) Child actor best known for his portrayal of Sandy in 'Flipper'. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Every Death You Take Finbarr Returns From The Dead Jumptheshark v.8.0 Losing The Plot Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Shovelful Of Dirt Souls to Take The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Sovereign-Reaper This Mortal Coil Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Welshman

HAMA, Mie Born 20 November 1943  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese actress who appeared in the Bond film 'You Only Live Twice'. That Guy or Gal Who was in That Thing

HAMILL, Dorothy Born 26 June 1956  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Winner of the ladies' 1976 figure skating Winter Olympic Gold. Died In The Wool

HAMILTON, Diddy David Born 10 September 1938  (Manchester, England) DJ and TV presenter. Now plies his trade as the matchday compere at Fulham FC. The Man In Black's The Pythons are Dying in the Wrong Order

HAMILTON, Margaret Born 17 August 1936  (Paoli, Indiana, USA) American computer scientist who worked on the Apollo moon programme. Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Barack Obama in 2016. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

HAMILTON, Scott Born 28 August 1958  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) American figure skater and Olympic gold medallist. Hospitalised in 2016 for a third recurrence of a brain tumour. Cancel My Appointments Droller Coaster Not At All Well

HAMILTON, Tom Born 31 December 1951  (Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA) Bassist with rock band Aerosmith. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

HAMILTON-BYRNE, Anne Date and place of birth unknown Founder of Australian cult The Family and adoptive mother of writer Sarah Moore (who died in 2016). Born 1922. Carkers Convention 2017

HAMMOND, Richard Born 19 December 1969  (Sollihull, West Midlands, England) Middling TV presenter who hit the headlines when he crashed a jet-powered car & sustained brain injuries. Made a rapid recovery… Lived So Let's Die

HAMPSHIRE, John  Born 10 February 1941  (Thurnscoe, West Yorkshire, England) Died 1 March 2017  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Cricketer. Captain of Yorkshire from 1979-80. A Good Captain's Innings

HAMRIN, Kurt Born 19 November 1934  (Stockholm, Sweden) Swedish footballer who plied his trade in Serie A in the 1950s and 60s. Predictor's Predictions

HANCOCK, Herbie Born 12 April 1940  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Seminal jazz pianist and bandleader who was instrumental in mixing other genres such as soul and funk as well as crossing over in to mainstream pop with the hit single 'Rockit' in 1983. Son Of Illinois Reaper Beater 1.0

HANCOCK, Sheila Born 22 February 1933  (Blackgang, Isle of Wight, England) Actress in TV & film, and widow of John Thaw. Permanent Kip

HANH, Nhat Born 11 October 1926  (Thua Thien Hue, Vietnam) Vietnamese Buddhist monk who suffered a brain haemorrhage in November 2014. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

HANIYEH, Ismail Born 29 January 1948  (Al-Shati, Gaza, Palestine) Prime Minister of Palestine and member of Hamas. Born Jan 1963. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Say Hi To Uncle George

HANKEY, Ted Born 20 February 1968  (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) Darts player, former BDO World Champion in 2000 and 2009. Permanent Kip Tarkinator

HANKINS, Sara  Date and place of birth unknown Died 13 March 2017  (Milan, Illinois, USA) Age at death: 36  (read death notice) Illinois woman with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease). Born 1980. To Kill A Gabor Sister

HANKS, Tom Born 9 July 1956  (Concord, California, USA) Double Oscar winning actor and star of 'Forrest Gump', 'Toy Story' and that one where he's in that Asian village with John Candy. Stairway Tom Heaven Tom is Dead

HANNITY, Sean Born 30 December 1961  (New York City, New York, USA) US TV host (on political issues) and political commentator. The Right to Die

HANSEN, Thor Born 23 June 1947  (Oslo, Norway) Top poker player, one of Norway's best. Has terminal cancer. Predictor's Predictions We're All Gonna Die!

HAQUE, Mo Date and place of birth unknown Camden local who is crowdfunding to help fight his colon cancer. Born c. 1985. Cancel My Appointments

HARALD V OF NORWAY, King Born 21 February 1937  (Skaugum, Oslo, Norway) The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. Was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer. Ikea Nokia Lego Lead, Follow and Die This Year

HARBACH, William O. Born 12 October 1919  (New York City, New York, USA) Emmy Award winning American TV Producer. Obituarynotice

HARDCASTLE, Paul Born 10 December 1957  (London, England) British musician who scored a UK No.1 hit in 1986 with the anti-Vietnam song '19'. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

HARDEGEN, Reinhard Born 18 March 1913  (Bremen, Germany) German U-Boat captain, responsible for the sinking of 22 Allied ships in World War Two. You've sunk my battleship! Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Gray Panthers Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mortem Omnibus Nosoup4U! You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

HARDIMAN, Terrence Born 6 April 1937  (Forest Gate, London, England) Actor, known for his role as 'The Demon Headmaster' Insert Name Here

HARDING, Sandra Born 29 March 1955  (place of birth unknown) American academic and feminist. Destination Eschaton

HARDING, Sarah Born 17 November 1981  (Ascot, Berkshire, England) Slapper. Also a member of Girls Aloud when she isn't out getting drunk. Angela of Death

HARDY, Francoise Born 17 January 1944  (Paris, France) French singer who has released 27 Albums. Topper667

HARDY, Robert  Born 29 October 1925  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Died 3 August 2017  (London, England) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Veteran actor, best known as the vet Siegfried Farnon in 1970s TV drama 'All Creatures Great and Small', as well as playing Winston Churchill on many occasions. God's Christmas Selection Box His and Hearse I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes Stiffer Steaks The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury

HARDY, Tom Born 15 September 1977  (London, England) Oscar nominated screen and stage actor. Stairway Tom Heaven Tom is Dead

HARMER, John L. Born 29 April 1934  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Former state senator and Lt. Governor of California from 1974-1975. Dead And Dusted 2

HARPER, Gerald Born 15 February 1929  (London, England) Actor, known for his titular roles in 'Adam Adamant Lives' and 'Hadleigh'. Brown Bananas Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

HARPER, Valerie Born 22 August 1939  (Suffern, New York, USA) Actress best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern in 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and it's spin-off 'Rhoda', which was always shown last thing at night on BBC1 in the 1980s. 5 Feet And 1 To Go A Good Innings All Part Of The Show... Right? Amanita Virosa And My Name Is Larry! The Choir Invisibule 2017 Beyond A Little Peaky Body Snatcher's Body Count Worm Fodder Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them  Charon's Crew Christina Grimmie Memorial Death Squad  Circling The Drain Coffinitup Colin's Corpses Comedy Cremations Compost Corner  Crofty's Coffin Crew Dance On Your Grave DDP Tofoa Dead As A Doornail Dead And Dusted Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Dead Spotters Death Can Be Funny Deceased Hose Dirty 30 Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Finbarr Returns From The Dead Funeral Holmes George Lass and the Gravelings Going Green Going Underground Grendel's Graveyard Guild Of Master Reapers H5N1 HackinNcackin' Heads In A Bag I Told You I Was Ill JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Weakend At Bernies Mercarte Morbid United F.C. Mortem Omnibus Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Not At All Well Only Fools and Corpses P@F only girls Pedro's Catacomb Caskets Pity da Foolz Poorly, Sick or Dying  Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Seasideessexxile Shaun of the Dead 69 She's A Goner Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Souls to Take Strictly Corpse Dying Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead  The Empire State Strikes Back The End of the World As We Know It The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers Wanky Yankee Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Welshman You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

HARRELL, Rob Born in Bloomington, Indiana, USA  (exact date unknown) Cartoonist and illustrator. Born 1968. Freddie The Cat

HARRIES, Lauren Born in England  (exact date unknown) Transgender media personality and performer. Born James Harries in 1978. Unpersons

HARRIOTT, Ainsley Born 28 February 1957  (Balham, London, England) Larger-than-life celebrity chef, host of 'Ready Steady Cook', which recently got the chop (very finely of course). Lived So Let's Die

HARRIS, Alwen Date and place of birth unknown Wife of Rolf, a sculptor in her own right, who has been badly affected by her husband's legal problems in the last year or so. Born 1934. Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Pity da Foolz Welshman

HARRIS, Anita Born 3 June 1942  (Somerset, England) Singer, Carry On actress and stage performer. Was nearly declared bankrupt in 2015. Fucked n' Dumped

HARRIS, Barbara Born 25 July 1935  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) Broadway actress who has also dipped into Hollywood. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

HARRIS, Estelle Born 4 April 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Voice and TV actress. Mrs Potato Head in 'Toy Story', although is also known for her role in Seinfeld. The Empire State Strikes Back

HARRIS, James Born 28 May 1950  (Senatobia, Mississippi, USA) Retired wrestler, best known as Kamala. Mr. America Memorial Deathsquad

HARRIS, Rolf Born 30 March 1930  (Perth, Western Australia, Australia) Cartoonist, TV presenter, singer, wobble-board player and general cult hero, whose reputation has been completely destroyed after being sent down in 2014 for over 5 years for a series of indecent assaults. 1 Foot in the Grave #1 Hits Aardvark's Bupa Listing Abracadaver All That Glitters Is Not Mould  Bladerunner Worm Fodder Cashier Number 87 Please! CJN Charon's Crew Come Die With Me Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Going to Heaven in Twenty One Seven? Dead Wait Checkin' Out Francis of Arse-Easy 2017 Hangman's XX Heaven can't wait Hunting Halos I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I Told You I Was Ill Clean Bill Of Health They're Loving Angels Instead Lived So Let's Die  Morbid United F.C. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Windsor's OBE Pervs & Perps 2  Shot in the Dark Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Buckley Mystic

HARRIS, Rosemary Ann Born 19 September 1927  (Ashby de la Zouch, Leicestershire, England) BAFTA-nominated actress who played Spider Man's auntie. Is also mother to Jennifer Ehle who played Elizabeth Bennett in the 1995 adaptation of 'Pride and Prejudice'. Does that mean Lizzy and Spidey are cousins? Kentucky Fried Genocide Lullabye-bye of Broadway

HARRIS, Wee Willie Born 25 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Rock and Roll singer, popular in the early days of the genre's explosion onto the pop charts. Don't Eat The Figs

HARRIS, Whispering Bob Born 11 April 1946  (Northampton, England) Radio 2 DJ & former presenter of the 'Old Grey Whistle Test' on BBC2. Fucked n' Dumped

HART, Gary Born 28 November 1936  (Ottawa, Kansas, USA) Former US senator who sought Democratic presidential nominations in 1984 and 1988 but whose campaigns were hit by scandals. Alphabetical Spaghettical

HART, Mickey Born 11 September 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) American drummer who performed with The Grateful Dead. Rockers who Rolled to the Graveyard

HART, Smith  Born 28 November 1948  (Long Beach, New York, USA) Died 2 July 2017  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Wrestler. Droller Coaster Here's Who You Could Have Won Shaun of the Dead 69 Heading Nowhere The B-Team Still Life Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy

HART, Teddy Born 2 February 1980  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Canadian Professional Wrestler. Born Edward Annis. In Dec 2014 it was announced he was wanted in Canada on charges of sexual assault. Be Forever Young

HARTSON, John Born 5 April 1975  (Swansea, Wales) Former Celtic and Wales footballer. Bloody Dead Rep

HARVEY, Neil Born 8 August 1928  (Fitzroy, Victoria, Australia) Long running top order batsman for the Australian international cricket team. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death The Anfield Iron

HARWOOD, Ronald Born 9 November 1934  (Cape Town, South Africa) Author, playwright and screenwriter - wrote 'The Pianist'. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

HASELHURST, Alan Born 23 June 1937  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire) Currently the oldest Conservative MP in the UK parliament. Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die�

HASLAM, Nicky Born 27 September 1939  (Great Hundridge Manor, Buckinghamshire, England) British interior designer and socialite has the middle name Ponsonby. Apricot Crumble

HATTERSLEY, Roy Born 28 December 1932  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, who bumbled his way through 9 years of opposition government without actually doing much. Lastorders The Politicorpses

HAUER, Rutger Born 23 January 1944  (Breukelen, Netherlands) Distinctive Dutch actor best known for 'Blade Runner' and 'The Hitcher'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

HAVERBECK, Ursula Born 8 November 1928  (Hesse, Germany) Controversial German author who is currently serving a prison sentence for holocaust denial. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

HAWKE, Bob Born 9 December 1929  (Bordertown, South Australia) Prime Minister of Australia from 1983 to 1991. Down Under The Daisies The Show Can't Go On

HAWKES, Leonard Born 2 November 1945  (London, England) Former member of 1960s band Brian Poole and the Temeloes and father of 1990s pop star Chesney. #1 Hits Poppy Pickers

HAWKING, Stephen Born 8 January 1942  (Oxford, England) Diagnosed with progressive neuromotor disease, which has left him in a wheelchair, talking like a Dalek. Now a world-famous theoretical physicist who specialises in studying black holes, and wrote the incomprehensible 'A Brief History of Time'. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Ars-in-Hole The Choir Invisibule 2017 Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Chelski Pensioners C. A. Daver Going to Heaven in Twenty One Seven? Dead As A Doornail Deadies 4 Death becomes her, her her and him Death Stinks Decaying Orbit-uaries Donald Trump's Hit List  DpSeggi Eclectic Exiters Ethnic Cleansing Finbarr Returns From The Dead Francis of Arse-Easy 2017 Predictor's Predictions God's Christmas Selection Box Grave Danger If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? Son Of Illinois Reaper Beater 1.0 I'll Sleep When You're Dead ISIHAC who died Isolt's Inauguration I Told You I Was Ill It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Let Us Embalm You New Years And Drinks All Night! Mercarte Mr. Yuck Murray's Late Shift Grief Hijackers .....Norfolk & Good Windsor's OBE Oscar The Beast Poorly, Sick or Dying Say Hi To Uncle George Shaun of the Dead 69 STAB in the DARK Stairlift To Heaven Team Brurney The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Day the Music Died The Fourth Horseman The Funeral Director Returns The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead @JonesEuro Windsor The Troll Wot The Deuce Zodiac's Wishlist  Zombie Nation

HAWKINS, Jenna Born 24 July 1919  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Mother of former US First Lady Laura Bush. Grim Sleeper

HAWKINS, Roger Born 16 October 1945  (Mishawaka, Indiana, USA) American session drummer who has played with the likes of Aretha Franklin and Percy Sledge. Don't stop the beat

HAWKSHAW, Alan Born 27 March 1937  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) British composer and performer. Responsible for 'Grange Hill' and 'Countdown' theme tunes. I Told You I Was Ill

HAWORTH, Jann Date and place of birth unknown American pop artist who worked with Peter Blake on the Sgt Pepper album cover. Born 1942. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

HAYDOCK, Polly  Date and place of birth unknown Died 8 August 2017  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 37  (read death notice) Blackpool mum-of-three with cancer who was helped by comedian Peter Kay to fund her battle. Breathless In Seattle Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Wait Eejit

HAYDON-JONES, Ann Born 7 October 1938  (Birmingham, England) Better known as Ann Jones, former British tennis player. Won the Wimbledon Ladies singles championship in 1969. M6 Toll(ed)

HAYES, Billie Born 11 April 1932  (Du Quoin, Illinois, USA) Probably best known as Witchi-poo in 'H R Pufnstuf'. Now runs an animal rescue organisation. Sid And Marty Coffin

HAYES, Geoffrey Born 13 March 1942  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Presenter of 'Rainbow' - the children's TV show, for aeons. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Boddies... Manchester's Finest

HAYES, Melvyn Born 11 January 1935  (London, England) Gunner Beaumont in 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum', amongst other TV appearances. Last Gasp Saloon Obituaries 'R' Us Zodiac's Wishlist

HAYES, Sean Born 26 June 1970  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American comedy actor and producer best known for his role as Jack in 'Will & Grace'. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

HAYNES, Colton Born 13 July 1988  (Andale, Kansas, USA) American TV actor who has appeared in 'Teen Wolf' and 'Arrow'. Came out as gay in 2016 having suffered from anxiety for many years. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

HAZLEGROVE, Jane Born 17 July 1968  (Manchester, England) British actress who played Dixie in 'Casualty' for 10 years. Coffinio De Lesbos

HEALD, Oliver Born 15 December 1954  (Reading, Berkshire, England) British Conservative MP, former barrister and member of the Privy council. Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die�

HEALY, Tim Born 29 January 1952  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) British actor. Originally known for 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet' but more recently 'Benidorm' and 'Still Open All Hours'. Was flown back from filming in Spain because of ill health during 2016. Cancel the Equity membership Comedy Cremations Girlfriend In A Coma Well, it was a decent innings…

HEATH, Michael Born 13 October 1935  (London, England) British magazine cartoonist. Poisoned Pens

HEBDEN, Malcolm Born 21 October 1939  (Chester, England) Actor best known as the prissy newsagent Norris Cole in 'Coronation Street'. The Cobbles To A Coffin

HEDISON, David Born 20 May 1927  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Veteran actor, in bucketloads of TV shows & films. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

HEDREN, Tippi Born 19 January 1935  (New Ulm, Minnesota, USA) Actress, star of 'The Birds' & 'Marnie' & mum of Melanie Griffith. Antique Femme Fatales Cashier Number 87 Please! Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Obituaries 'R' Us Riding The Jesus Train

HEENAN, Bobby  Born 1 November 1944  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Died 17 September 2017  (Largo, Florida, USA) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) American pro-wrestler/manager, nicknamed "The Brain" for possibly ironic reasons. Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Freddie The Cat Well, it was a decent innings… Mr. America Memorial Deathsquad

HEFNER, Hugh  Born 9 April 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 27 September 2017  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Founder of Playboy magazine. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Abracadaver Angela of Death Apricot Crumble Worm Fodder Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them C. A. Daver Creaking Old Gates of Nonagonia Death Grips Await Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Eejit Grim McGraw Heads In A Bag Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia No Surprise There Noz4news Rhys' Rest in Peace's Riding The Jesus Train Ryan's Rest Home SamArt Reapers Inquilinekea/Simfish The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The Monthly Cyprus Shitstorm They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Tick Tock TOETAG4U  Two Coins & A Punt @JonesEuro Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Wot The Deuce

HELLER, Agnes Born 12 May 1926  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian Philosopher. Destination Eschaton

HELLWIG, Fritz Born 3 August 1912  (Saarbrucken, Germany) Former European Commissioner for Research, Technology and Information Distribution between 1967-1970. Died in July 2017 but no obit. Obituarynotice The Old Ones Are The Pests

HENRIK, Prince Consort Of Denmark Born 11 June 1934  (Talence, Gironde, France) Husband of the Queen of Denmark. By Royal Ascent Gooseberry Crumble I'll Have a P Bob.

HENRY, Clarence "Frogman" Born 19 March 1937  (Algiers, Louisiana, USA) R&B singer and pianist. Die You On The Bayou

HENRY, Gloria Born 2 April 1923  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Actress best known as Alice Mitchell, mother of 'Dennis the Menace'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

HENRY, Graham Born 8 June 1946  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Knighted New Zealand Rugby Union coach. 2017 Exit Draft

HENRY, Mike Born 15 August 1936  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American Football linebacker who became an actor. Played dimwit Junior in Smokey & The Bandit. Suffers from Parkinson's Disease. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

HENRY, Pierre  Born 9 December 1927  (Paris, France) Died 5 July 2017  (Paris, France) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) French composer, pioneer of electronic music. Don't Stop the Music

HENRY, Thierry Born 17 August 1977  (Les Ulis, Essonne, France) Ultra-cool former Arsenal, Barcelona and France striker. Morbid United F.C.

HENSON, Lou Born 10 January 1932  (Okay, Oklahoma, USA) Head basketball coach at New Mexico State University; reported in the summer of 2003 to be suffering from an advanced stage of cancer. Probably too obscure on this side of the pond to get a UK obituary, but we could be surprised... Wall Street Massacre

HENSON, Nicky Born 12 May 1945  (London, England) Film & TV actor, most recently in 'EastEnders' in the UK and 'Syriana' in the US. On The Box/In The Box

HEPTON, Bernard Born 19 October 1925  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Film & TV actor, perhaps best known for playing Toby Esterhase in 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy' and 'Smiley's People'. Was also in 'Get Carter'. Down Under The Daisies

HERMAN, Jerry Born 10 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) American composer & lyricist, mostly for Broadway shows. Dead Is Dead You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Jellydead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Pool Ghoul

HERNANDEZ, Linda Born 26 May 1955  (place of birth unknown) Chief Operating Officer of the Hispanic Information and Telecommunications Network in the USA. Death-o-mator

HERZOG, Whitey Born 9 November 1931  (New Athens, Illinois, USA) Former baseball player and coach Quixoz' Scrabble Junkies

HESELTINE, Michael Born 21 March 1933  (Swansea, Wales) One-time prime mover in the Tory party, known as 'Tarzan'. Dead Commons Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre No More Expenses The Politicorpses

HESLOP, Desiree Date and place of birth unknown British singer who had a hit in 1985 with the SAW produced song 'Say I’m Your No.1' under the name Princess. By Royal Ascent

HEWISH, Antony Born 11 May 1924  (Fowey, Cornwall, England) Radio astronomer and winner of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1974. Decaying Orbit-uaries Nobel Laureates

HEWLETT, Steve  Born 8 August 1958  (place of birth unknown) Died 20 February 2017  (London, England) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) British Broadcaster, presenter of 'The Media Show' on Radio 4. Diagnosed with cancer in 2016. A Good Innings And My Name Is Larry! The Choir Invisibule 2017 Crossing The Styx Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Death Can Be Funny David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Bucket Of Blood Here's Who You Could Have Won Hippoposthumous And Now His Watch Is Ended They're Loving Angels Instead  Pedro's Catacomb Caskets People I Think Might Die In 2017 United Pity da Foolz Golden Slumbers Shaun of the Dead 69 Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Chemo Sabee Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to... The Living End This Mortal Coil  Thomas Jefferson Survives

HEYWOOD, Anne Born 11 December 1932  (Birmingham, England) Beauty queen, turned actress, who had a few major films and TV shows to her credit, but long since retired. M6 Toll(ed)

HIDDLESTON, Tom Born 9 February 1981  (London, England) British actor known for playing Loki in the Thor franchise of movies and 'The Night Manager' on TV. Has also dated Taylor Swift. Tom is Dead

HIELSCHER, Margot Born 29 September 1919  (Berlin, Germany) Singer who represented West Germany in two consecutive Eurovision Song Contests in the 1950s. Died in August 2017 but no obit. Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

HIGGINS CLARK, Mary Born 27 December 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Highly successful suspense author. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

HIGGS, Peter Born 29 May 1929  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Eminent theoretical physicist. Dead And Dusted 2

HILL, Clint Date and place of birth unknown Secret Service agent who was in the motorcade at the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963. Born 1932. Grim McGraw List of the Last

HILL, Dusty Born 19 May 1949  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Lead singer of ZZ Top. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

HILL, Sharon Date and place of birth unknown Overweight woman who made the headlines after losing 12 stone last year. Well you got to fill space in these newspapers, haven't you? Decomposing Blubber

HILL, Vince Born 16 April 1937  (Coventry, England) Big Band singer. According to his website, he is "instantly recognised as one of Britain's best-known and most successful singing stars", but frankly we wouldn't know him if we fell over him. M6 Toll(ed)

HILLENBRAND, Laura Born 15 May 1967  (Fairfax, Virginia, USA) Author, writer of 'Seabiscuit: An American Legend' which was later adapted for film. Noz4news

HILLERMAN, John  Born 20 December 1932  (Denison, Texas, USA) Died 9 November 2017  (Houston, Texas, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) American actor who portrayed Jonathan Quayle Higgins III in 'Magnum, P. I.'. The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2017

HILLIGOSS, Candace Born 14 August 1935  (Huron, South Dakota, USA) American actress who appeared in the cult sixties horror film 'Carnival of Souls'. Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

HILLS, Barry Born 2 April 1937  (Worcester, England) Successful horse trainer. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

HILPERT, Fritz Born 31 May 1956  (Amberg, Germany) Member of pioneering German synth-pop group Kraftwerk. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

HILTON, Barron Born 23 October 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Businessman, hotelier & sports team owner and the poor sod who is Paris Hilton's grandfather & the man who has, much to his disgust, indirectly made her as famous as she is. Brownest Bread Grim Sleeper

HILTON, Paris Born 17 February 1981  (New York, New York, USA) Spoilt rich kid from the Hilton hotel family, and inadvertent porn star. Derby Death Musical 2017 Last Train To Palookaville Old Lags And Old Slags

HILTON, Perez Born 23 March 1978  (Miami, Florida, USA) Celebrity blogger, noted for 'outing' celebrities. Donald Trump's Hit List

HIMMLER, Gudrun "Puppi" Born 8 August 1929  (Munich, Germany) Daughter of Heinrich Himmler. Now runs a retirement home for ex-Waffen SS members. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

HINCKLEY Jr, John Born 29 May 1955  (Ardmore, Oklahoma, USA) Attempted to kill Ronald Reagan in 1981 in a wacky attempt to win Jodie Foster's love. Suffice to say, it didn't work (on both counts). Was released from a mental institution in 2016. Hit Me With Your Best Shot "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…"

HINDLE, Madge Born 19 May 1938  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) Character actress who often portrayed slightly stressed women. Was in Coronation Street from 1976-1980. The Cobbles To A Coffin

HINES, Frazer Born 22 September 1944  (Horsforth, Yorkshire, England) Actor who is best known as Jamie McCrimmon in 'Doctor Who' and Joe Sugden in 'Emmerdale Farm'. Dr Who's Next Isolt's Inauguration BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

HINES, Ronald Born 20 June 1929  (London, England) Long serving British Actor on TV. Died in March 2017 but no obit. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

HINN, Benny Born 3 December 1952  (Jaffa, Israel) Israeli televangelist. Born Toufik Benedictus Hinn. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead

HINSLIFF, Geoffrey Born in Leeds, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Actor best known as Don Brennan from 'Coronation Street'. Born 1937. The Cobbles To A Coffin

HIRANO, Ayumu Born 29 November 1998  (Niigata, Japan) Japanese Olympic snowboarder. The Rookie Draft

HIRST, Matt Born in Brisbane, Australia  (exact date unknown) Australian opera singer. Born 1987. Here's Who You Could Have Won

HITCHCOCK, Patricia Born 7 July 1928  (London, England) Daughter of Alfred Hitchcock, who appeared in his films as a youngster, before turning to film production. Predictor's Predictions Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

HOCK, Leanne Date and place of birth unknown Mum, cancer, etc. Born 1983. Shameless

HOCKNEY, David Born 9 July 1937  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) British artist, now based in California, whose (largely autobiographical) work is often described as Pop Art, although he himself has consistently shunned this label. All Death Is Consolation  Gay-Tes Of Heaven It's Grim Reaper Up North

HODEL, Donald Born 23 May 1935  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Cabinet member in the Reagan era. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…"

HOFFMAN, Dustin Born 8 August 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Diminutive actor. Has played a wide range of roles in his 80 or so movie and TV appearances, including a crippled street hustler in 'Midnight Cowboy', a cross-dressing actor in 'Tootsie' and an autistic bloke in 'Rain Man'. Bangels Colin's Corpses Eastbourne Exits Toasted Brown Bread

HOFFMANN, Robert Born 30 August 1939  (Salzburg, Austria) Actor, best remembered for 'The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe', where he played the title role. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

HOGAN, Hulk Born 11 August 1953  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) Born Terry Gene Bollea. Former professional wrestler who for a time inexplicably became a film star. Francis of Arse-Easy 2017 Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Presidential Advisory Squad Wot The Deuce

HOLBROOK, Hal Born 17 February 1925  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Veteran US actor, mostly on stage, but with some memorable film appearances too. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association BXBOY422 Death, For Lack of a Better Word, Is Good Kentucky Fried Genocide Lullabye-bye of Broadway

HOLDEN-HOTOPF, Caroline Date and place of birth unknown Illustrator. Poisoned Pens

HOLDER, Noddy Born 15 June 1946  (Walsall, Staffordshire, England) Slade front man-turned-actor. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn

HOLLANDER, Xaviera Born 15 June 1943  (Soerebaja, Indonesia) Dutch Brothel madam as portrayed by the late Lynn Redgrave in 'The Happy Hooker'. Born Vera de Vries Quixoz' Scrabble Junkies

HOLLIMAN, Earl Born 11 September 1928  (Delhi, Louisiana, USA) Veteran US actor, often in Western films & TV shows. Last Gasp Saloon

HOLLINGS, Ernest Born 1 January 1922  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former US Senator for South Carolina from 1966-2005. Grim Sleeper

HOLLINGSWORTH, Mike Date and place of birth unknown TV executive once married to presenter Anne Diamond. Born 1946. Taking the Michael

HOLLINGWORTH, Clare  Born 10 October 1911  (Leicester, England) Died 10 January 2017  (Hong Kong, China) Age at death: 105  (read death notice) Former journalist who made her name as a war correspondent during WWII. Advent Avalanche Bladerunner  Compost Corner Gray Panthers I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Losing The Plot Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Old As Dirt One Century Is Enough, Madam! Rhys' Rest in Peace's The British (D)i(e)sles The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2017 The Grateful Dead Valar Morghulis

HOLM, Ian Born 12 September 1931  (Goodmayes, Essex, England) Respected stage and film actor - played Bilbo Baggins in the 'Lord of the Rings' films and the rather shifty android Ash in the 1979 classic 'Alien'. BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

HOLMES, James Born 13 December 1987  (San Diego, California, USA) Weird but sadly, deranged nutter who killed 12 people in a shooting spree at a cinema in Aurora, Colorado in 2012. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

HOLMUND, Anna Born 3 October 1987  (Sundsvall, Sweden) Swedish Ski Cross athlete. 2018? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Pan Breed Very Ill Turned Very Dead

HOMEIER, Skip  Born 5 October 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 25 June 2017  (Indian Wells, California, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) American stage and screen actor. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

HONG, James Born 22 February 1929  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) American actor of Chinese descent with over 500 TV and film roles to his credit including providing voices for characters in 'Mulan' and 'KungFu Panda' Stairway To Heaven

HOOPER, Stix Born 15 August 1938  (Houston, Texas, USA) American Jazz drummer and producer. Member of the Crusaders. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

HOOVER, Joseph Born 8 August 1932  (place of birth unknown) American film actor. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

HOPKINS, Anthony Born 31 December 1937  (Margam, Port Talbot, Wales) Film, TV & stage actor, best known for being Hannibal Lecter in 3 films. Rotting Kanzlerin

HORAN, Niall Born 13 September 1993  (Mullingar, Westmeath, Rep of Ireland) Floppy blond member of boy band One Direction. A fan of Derby County FC. Can he be converted to a fan of the Derby Deadpool? Morbid United F.C.

HORNE, Marilyn Born 16 January 1934  (Bradford, Pennsylvania, USA) American opera singer, now suffering from cancer. 16 Is The Number

HOROWITZ, David Born 10 January 1939  (Queens, New York, USA) Former marxist-turned right-wing political activist. Zodiac's Wishlist

HOUGHTON, Shep Born 4 June 1914  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Actor and dancer, an extra who appeared in 'Gone With the Wind', 'Show Boat' and 'Hello Dolly', amongst others. Died in December 2016 so no points can be awarded.. Obituarynotice

HOULSTON, Emma Date and place of birth unknown Recently married woman with aggreesive form of cancer, now crowdfunding. As you do… Bucket Of Blood Shameless Heading Nowhere

HOUSE, Stephen Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Chief Constable of Scotland 2012-2015. IT'S A COP-OUT 2017

HOUSTON, Cissy Born 30 September 1933  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) American soul and gospel singer. Mother of the late Whitney Houston. Last Gasp Saloon

HOUSTON, Thelma Born 7 May 1946  (Leland, Mississippi, USA) American singer who had a number one hit in 1977 with a cover of 'Don't Leave Me This Way'. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

HOWARD, John Born 26 July 1939  (Sydney, Australia) Former Australian Prime Minister. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

HOWARD, Michael Born 7 July 1941  (Llanelli, Wales) Barrister and Tory MP, who was Home Secretary in John Major's government, and in November 2003 was elected leader of the Conservative Party. AlsAlasAlackAdieu

HOWARTH, Elgar Born 4 November 1935  (Cannock, Staffordshire, England) British conductor and trumpeter. M6 Toll(ed)

HOWARTH, Gerald Born 12 September 1947  (Hurley, Berkshire, England) Conservative MP for Aldershot since 1997. Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die�

HOWE, Darcus  Born 26 February 1943  (Moruga, Victoria, Trinidad and Tobago) Died 1 April 2017  (London, England) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Controversial broadcaster, writer and activist. If he was to die this year, he'd probably blame Whitey. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair See You In Hell

HOWE, Steve Born 8 April 1947  (London, England) British musician a member of the prog rock band Yes. Jacques Oeuf

HOWES, Sally Ann Born 20 July 1930  (London, England) Actress, played Truly Scrumptious in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. Antique Femme Fatales

HUBBARD, Edward L. Born 18 May 1938  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Former US Air Force colonel, who later wrote and painted about his experiences. Best known for being a long-time POW during the Vietnam War. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

HUBER VON GERSDORFF, Edelgard Born 7 December 1905  (Gera, Germany) Germany's 2nd oldest person as of 2017. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

HUCKABEE, Mike Born 24 August 1955  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Republican governor of Arkansas from 1996-2007. Presidential hopeful in 2008. The Right to Die

HUCKLE, Richard Born 14 May 1987  (Ashford, Kent, England) British convicted paedophile. Dead And Dusted

HUDD, Roy Born 16 May 1936  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Actor & comedian on TV, theatre, radio & film - one of the more popular names from music hall past still around today. AlsAlasAlackAdieu Dark-Knight See You In Heaven Unusual Suspects

HUDSON, Alan Born 21 June 1951  (Chelsea, London, England) Cultured former Chelsea, Stoke & England footballer who has hit hard times since his playing days ended. God's Christmas Selection Box

HUERTA, Dolores Born 10 April 1930  (Dawson, New Mexico, USA) American Civil rights and Labor leader. Cashier Number 87 Please!

HUGHES, Nerys Born 8 November 1941  (Rhyl, Denbighshire, Wales) Actress/presenter/entertainer, who starred in 'The Liver Birds'. Derby Death Musical 2017

HUGHES, Shirley Born 16 July 1927  (West Kirby, England) Children's author and illustrator. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

HUME, John Born 18 January 1937  (Londonderry, Northern Ireland) Former leader of the SDLP and joint winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1998. In 2010 was voted 'Ireland's Greatest' person, despite being born in Northern Ireland. H5N1

HUMPERDINCK, Engelbert Born 2 May 1936  (Madras, India) British singer, born Arnold Dorsey. Famously beat the Beatles to No 1 in 1967 with 'Please Release Me'. Cheesy but very popular, like Quavers. 20 Crooners Croakin' Jellydead

HUMPHRIES, Barry Born 17 February 1934  (Kew, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian comic actor of Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson fame. Black Penguins Of Doom I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Lastorders BatLord of the WhoTrekLock Up and Under

HUNNIFORD, Gloria Born 10 April 1940  (Portadown, Co. Armagh, Northern Ireland) Long-serving TV & radio presenter, mother of the late Caron Keating. Krypton-kid

HUNT, Marsha Born 17 October 1917  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Blacklisted Hollywood actress. Born in the 1917 Lozzie the Newbie Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky

HUNT, Roger Born 20 July 1938  (Golborne, Lancashire, England) Liverpool FC's all-time leading league goalscorer and one of the heroes of England's 1966 World Cup win. Black Penguins Of Doom Ryan's Rest Home

HUNTER, Ian Born 3 June 1939  (Oswestry, Shropshire, England) Former lead singer with glam rock band Mott the Hoople. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn

HUNTER, Tab Born 11 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor and chart-topping singer. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

HUNTLEY, Ian Born 31 January 1974  (Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England) School caretaker who murdered two 10-year-old girls in Soham, Cambridgeshire and sentenced in 2003 to two terms of life imprisonment, and it was revealed after his trial that he had previously been accused of a string of sex crimes. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Old Lags And Old Slags See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

HURD, Douglas Born 8 March 1930  (Marlborough, Wiltshire, England) Former diplomat, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary under the Thatcher and Major governments and that his name is rhyming slang for a third-class university degree. Or defication. Black Penguins Of Doom No More Expenses Stiffer Steaks The Politicorpses You Must Be Croaking!

HURLEY, Charlie Born 4 October 1936  (Cork, Rep of Ireland) Legendary and hugely popular former Sunderland FC player and Reading FC manager. The Final Whistle

HURT, John  Born 22 January 1940  (Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England) Died 25 January 2017  (Cromer, Norfolk, England) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) Actor - 'A Man For All Seasons', 'I, Claudius', 'The Elephant Man', etc etc. Cancel the Equity membership Circling The Drain Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dr Who's Next Every Death You Take Francis of Arse-Easy 2017 Going Green Good game, Good game You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Heaven can't wait I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lynch Mob The Misers On The Box/In The Box Owt To Stop Me Coffin? SamArt Reapers Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Simply Dead The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to... The Conqueror Worm The Team With No Name Two Coins & A Punt Valar Morghulis

HUSBAND, Tony Born 28 August 1950  (Blackpool, England) Newspaper cartoonist. Poisoned Pens

HUSSEIN, Waris Born 9 December 1938  (Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India) Television and film director. Directed the first ever 'Doctor Who' serial in 1963. Dark-Knight

HUTCHINSON, Jeremy  Born 28 March 1915  (Lullington, Sussex, England) Died 13 November 2017  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Lawyer & member of the Arts Council. Also formerly married to the actress, Dame Peggy Ashcroft. No More Expenses

HUTTER, Ralf Born 20 August 1946  (Krefeld, Germany) Lead singer and founder member of legendary synthpop band Kraftwerk. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

HUTTON, Ronald Born 19 December 1953  (Ootacamund, India) British Historian and Author. Eastbourne Exits

HUYCK, Willard Born 8 September 1945  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Screenwriter, director and producer, best known for his work on the Indiana Jones films and 'American Graffitti'. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

HVOROSTOVSKY, Dmitri  Born 16 October 1962  (Krasnoyarsk, Russia) Died 22 November 2017  (London, England) Age at death: 55  (read death notice) Russian baritone opera singer. The Love Boat Wanky Yankee Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

HYNES, Syd Born in Hunslet, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) British Rugby League Coach and Player. It's Grim Reaper Up North

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