Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: H

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Haag, Richard Born 23 October 1923  (Louisville, Kentucky, USA) Landscape architect who helped popularise the belief that park designs should help give back to the environment rather than simply take. Died May 2018 but no obit. Cancel My Appointments

Habermas, Jurgen Born 18 June 1929  (Dusseldorf, Germany) German philosopher and intellectual. Destination Eschaton Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Hackman, Gene Born 30 January 1930  (San Bernardino, California, USA) Prolific American actor. Awarded Oscarites Cashier Number 88 Please I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse Let Us Embalm You Pearly Gates Permanent Kip 2018 Pistol Knights Soylent Dreams There Goes Another One! :) TOETAG4U Whitehouse

Haggarty, Gary Date and place of birth unknown Member of the paramilitary UVF and alleged "supergrass". Born c. 1971. Compost Corner Dr Shipman's Waiting Room

Hagon, Garrick Born 27 September 1939  (London, England) Best known as Biggs Darklighter from 'Star Wars' - Darklighter was Luke Skywalker's best pal that became a pilot. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Haigh, George Born 26 June 1915  (place of birth unknown) British Football player with Stockport County. At the start of 2017 he is believed to be the oldest surviving professional footballer in the UK. Old As Dirt Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Haise, Fred Born 14 November 1933  (Biloxi, Mississippi, USA) Apollo 13 astronaut, would have been the sixth man to walk on the moon were it not for all those explosions. Has already outlived the man who famously played him on screen, Bill Paxton. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Haitink, Bernard Born 4 March 1929  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Dutch violinst and conductor. Time's-Up Team

Halfon, Robert Born 22 March 1969  (London, UK) Conservative MP who has long argued for stronger ties between the Tory party and trade unions. Yeah, good luck with that. Shot in the Dark

Hall, Albert P. Born 10 November 1937  (Boothton, Alabama, USA) American character actor, best known as Chief Phillips in 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Hall, Daryl Born 11 October 1946  (Pottstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Singer & songwriter, one half of Hall & Oates. 1982 was the best year for pop

Hall, Scott Born 20 October 1958  (Chuluota, Florida, USA) WWF (and others) wrestler, known under a plethora of aliases, including "Razor Ramon". Maybe Next Year(s) Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad ShitLuck

Hall, Stuart Born 25 December 1929  (Hyde, Greater Manchester, England) Forrmer BBC local news anchor and host of 'It's a Knockout'. Jailed in 2013 for a series of sex crimes. Checkin' Out Hangman's XX Lord Gravedigger Old People Smell Of Piss Partridge As Reaper The Buckley Mystic The Babysitters Club Widows Pick

Hall, Tom T. Born 25 May 1936  (Olive Hill, Kentucky, USA) Bluegrass singer and songwriter. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Hall, Wes Born 12 September 1937  (Glebe Land, St. Michael, Barbados) Excellent former West Indies cricketer. Gobbing On Life

Hallenga, Kristin Born 5 October 1985  (Daventry, Northamptonshire, England) Won a Pride of Britain award in October 2009 that highlighted her brave fight against Stage IV Breast cancer. Hippoposthumous Life Flies By So Fast Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia  Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! P@F only girls Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Halliwell, Steve Born 21 March 1946  (Bury, Greater Manchester, England) British actor who plays Zak Dingle in 'Emmerdale'. Passing of the passed

Halpin, Luke Born 4 April 1947  (New York, USA) Child actor best known for his portrayal of Sandy in 'Flipper'. Losing the Plot The Show Can't Go On Syndication Zombies  The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Tomb It May Concern

Halvorsen, Gail "Hal" Born 20 October 1920  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) WWII pilot AKA the "Candy Bomber" after he dropped sweets to German kids who hadn’t any. Gris Gris

Hamad Ibn Isa Al Khalifah, King Born 28 January 1950  (Riffa, Bahrain) King of Bahrain since 2002. Blueberry Crumble

Hamill, Mark Born 25 September 1951  (Oakland, California, USA) Actor immortalised as Luke Skywalker in the original 'Star Wars' trilogy. Kardashian's Fire Department Shot in the Dark

Hamilton, Lewis Born 7 January 1985  (Stevenage, Hertfordshire, England) F1 driver, the first black driver in Formula 1 history & in 2008, the youngest ever F1 champion. Coughing up Daisies

Hamilton, Margaret Born 17 August 1936  (Paoli, Indiana, USA) American computer scientist who worked on the Apollo moon programme. Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Barack Obama in 2016. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Hamilton, Scott Born 28 August 1958  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) American figure skater and Olympic gold medallist. Hospitalised in 2016 for a third recurrence of a brain tumour. Kardashian's Fire Department Jellydead Weakend At Bernies Nicked but not Dead Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! The Team With No Name

Hamilton, Tom Born 31 December 1951  (Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA) Bassist with rock band Aerosmith. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Hamilton-Byrne, Anne Date and place of birth unknown Founder of Australian cult The Family and adoptive mother of writer Sarah Moore (who died in 2016). Born 1922. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi Pity Da Foolz

Hamm, Doyle Lee Date and place of birth unknown Death row inmate whose 2017 execution was botched badly as prison surgeons were unable to find a healthy vein. Born c.1957. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Hammond, Richard Born 19 December 1969  (Sollihull, West Midlands, England) Middling TV presenter who hit the headlines when he crashed a jet-powered car & sustained brain injuries. Made a rapid recovery and is back co-presenting Top Gear & testing more cars out. Lived So Let's Die

Haniyeh, Ismail Born 29 January 1948  (Al-Shati, Gaza, Palestine) Prime Minister of Palestine and member of Hamas. Born Jan 1963. 5 Feet and 1 to Go Say Hi To Uncle George

Hankey, Ted Born 20 February 1968  (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) Darts player, former BDO World Champion in 2000 and 2009. Permanent Kip 2018

Hannigan, Emma  Date and place of birth unknown Died 3 March 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 45  (read death notice) Best-selling Irish author who has been writing for the past decade in the shadow of terminal cancer. The Love Boat

Hannigan, Ray Born 14 July 1927  (Ontario, Canada) Former NHL hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Ice Dancing

Hannity, Sean Born 30 December 1961  (New York City, New York, USA) US TV host (on political issues) and political commentator. The Right to Die

Hansen, Thor Born 23 June 1947  (Oslo, Norway) Top poker player, one of Norway's best. Has terminal cancer. Died December 2018 but no obit. Chemo Sabee

Harald V of Norway, King Born 21 February 1937  (Skaugum, Oslo, Norway) The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. Was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer. Ikea Nokia Lego Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Hardcastle, Paul Born 10 December 1957  (London, England) British musician who scored a UK No.1 hit in 1986 with the anti-Vietnam song '19'. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Hardegen, Reinhard  Born 18 March 1913  (Bremen, Germany) Died 9 June 2018  (Bremen, Germany) Age at death: 105  (read death notice) German U-Boat captain, responsible for the sinking of 22 Allied ships in World War Two. You've sunk my battleship! Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Gray Panthers Mortem Omnibus NoSoup4U! They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Hardiman, Terrence Born 6 April 1937  (Forest Gate, London, England) Actor, known for his role as 'The Demon Headmaster' Insert Name Here

Harding, Sandra Born 29 March 1955  (place of birth unknown) American academic and feminist. Destination Eschaton

Harding, Sarah Born 17 November 1981  (Ascot, Berkshire, England) Slapper. Also a member of Girls Aloud when she isn't out getting drunk. Alsdeadliest Cobbles to a Coffin Unpersons

Harmer, Juliet Born 11 May 1943  (UK) Actress, most famously as the mod Georgina in "Adam Adamant Lives". Grim Reaper, we're needed

Harper, Gerald Born 15 February 1929  (London, England) Actor, known for his titular roles in 'Adam Adamant Lives' and 'Hadleigh'. Brown Bananas Grim Reaper, we're needed Pool Ghoul Time's-Up Team

Harper, Roy Born 12 June 1941  (Rusholme, Manchester, England) Quirky folk singer. Provided the vocals to 'Have A Cigar' from Pink Floyd's classic 1975 album, 'Wish You Were Here'. What The Folk

Harper, Valerie Born 22 August 1939  (Suffern, New York, USA) Actress best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern in 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and it's spin-off 'Rhoda', which was always shown last thing at night on BBC1 in the 1980s. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 5 Feet and 1 to Go All Part Of The Show... Right? Alternatively In The News Amanita Virosa Banana's Peel Slippers BLIMEY! Body Snatcher's Body Count Worm Fodder Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them  Charon's Crew c.a.daver Circling The Drain CoffinItUp Comedy Cremations  Compost Corner Crofty's Coffin Crew DDP Tofoa Dead and Dusted Dead Ends Deader than a dead thing Dead Loss Dead Spotters Death Can Be Funny Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Fat kids always win at seesaw Fuck 'Em All Funeral Holmes Going Green Grave Danger Grendel's Graveyard Heads in a Bag I Told You I was Ill It's A Grim World (After All) Jackie Treehorn Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Laughter Kills Life Flies By So Fast Mercarte Morbid United F.C. Mortem Omnibus Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Only Fools and Corpses P@F only girls Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers Pickett's Popped Off Picks  Pool Ghoul Rhys' Rest in Peace's Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 SeasideEssexXile Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Still More Life Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Syndication Zombies The Choir Invisibule The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Dead The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Windsor the Troll You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Harries, Lauren Born in England  (exact date unknown) Transgender media personality and performer. Born James Harries in 1978. Passing of the passed Unpersons

Harries, Richard Born 2 June 1936  (place of birth unknown) Former bishop of Oxford, a modernist reformer in the church who urged closer ties with science and Islam. Brown Bananas

Harriott, Ainsley Born 28 February 1957  (Balham, London, England) Larger-than-life celebrity chef, host of 'Ready Steady Cook', which recently got the chop (very finely of course). Lived So Let's Die

Harris, Alwen Date and place of birth unknown Wife of Rolf, a sculptor in her own right, who has been badly affected by her husband's legal problems in the last year or so. Born 1934. You Must be Croaking!

Harris, Anita Born 3 June 1942  (Somerset, England) Singer, Carry On actress and stage performer. Was nearly declared bankrupt in 2015. Fucked n' Dumped

Harris, Barbara  Born 25 July 1935  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) Died 21 August 2018  (Scottsdale, Arizona, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Broadway actress who has also dipped into Hollywood. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Harris, Ed Born 28 November 1950  (Tenafly, New Jersey, USA) Actor, former character actor, now coming into his own in lead roles. Dead and Dusted

Harris, Emmylou Born 2 April 1947  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Country Music Hall of Fame inductee, seemingly the subject of seven documentaries on Radio 2 or BBC 4 every year. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Harris, Estelle Born 4 April 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Voice and TV actress. Mrs Potato Head in 'Toy Story', although is also known for her role in Seinfeld. The Empire State Strikes Back

Harris, Fred Born in Monmouthshire, Wales  (exact date unknown) TV presenter and comic actor. Abracadaver

Harris, James Born 28 May 1950  (Senatobia, Mississippi, USA) Retired wrestler, best known as Kamala. Aber-Deads Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Ethnic Cleansing Funeral Holmes Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill A Trophy for Atrophy Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad Team Cat AIDS The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Sovereign-Reaper The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard Valar Morghulis Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Harris, Rolf Born 30 March 1930  (Perth, Western Australia, Australia) Cartoonist, TV presenter, singer, wobble-board player and general cult hero, whose reputation has been completely destroyed after being sent down in 2014 for over 5 years for a series of indecent assaults. Bangels 2 Bladerunner Cashier Number 88 Please CJN Coughing up Daisies Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch  Checkin' Out Great Gig in the Sky Hangman's XX I Told You I was Ill Joni Mitchell Dies Jumptheshark v.9.0 Morbid United F.C. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers No Weddings and 20 Funerals Owt to Stop Me Coffin Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Buckley Mystic The Babysitters Club Szaboss! Time for you tomb Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Harris, Rosemary Born 20 February 1923  (London, England) Children's author, winner of the Carnegie Medal and not the actress as stated in the past! Kentucky Fried Genocide Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Harris, Wee Willie Born 25 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Rock and Roll singer, popular in the early days of the genre's explosion onto the pop charts. Don't Eat The Figs

Harris, Whispering Bob Born 11 April 1946  (Northampton, England) Radio 2 DJ & former presenter of the 'Old Grey Whistle Test' on BBC2. Fucked n' Dumped

Harrison, Eric Born 5 February 1938  (Mytholmroyd, UK) Former Manchester United youth coach who helped bring through the so-called "Class of 92": Butt, Beckham, Giggs, Scholes and the Nevilles. Carkers Convention 2018

Hart, Colin Born 6 April 1935  (London, UK) Boxing journalist, inducted into the sport's International Hall of Fame. Retired in 2000 but still contributes columns to The Sun. A Pelican in the Wilderness

Hart, M. E. Date and place of birth unknown Attorney who achieved some unwanted fame when his early 90s anti-software piracy rap, "Don't Copy That Floppy", went viral in the early 2010s. Also a child abuse survivor. Obscura Camera

Hart, Mickey Born 11 September 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) American drummer who performed with The Grateful Dead. Rockers who Rolled to the Grave

Hart, Teddy Born 2 February 1980  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Canadian Professional Wrestler. Born Edward Annis. In Dec 2014 it was announced he was wanted in Canada on charges of sexual assault. Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Hartley, Dylan Born 24 March 1986  (Rotorua, New Zealand) Captain of the England rugby team as of 2016 and the most-capped hooker in the country's history. 2018 Exit Draft

Harvey, Neil Born 8 August 1928  (Fitzroy, Victoria, Australia) Long running top order batsman for the Australian international cricket team. The Anfield Iron

Harwell, Steve Born 9 January 1967  (Santa Clara, California, USA) Goatee-rocking frontman of meme-friendly Shrek-soundtrackers Smash Mouth. Not related to Guy Fieri. The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

Harwood, Ronald Born 9 November 1934  (Cape Town, South Africa) Author, playwright and screenwriter - wrote 'The Pianist'. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Haselhurst, Alan Born 23 June 1937  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire) Currently the oldest Conservative MP in the UK parliament. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Hasselhoff, David Born 17 July 1952  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Self-fancying star of 'Knight Rider' and 'Baywatch', whose move into anodyne pop ballads made him so ludicrously popular in Germany, of all places, that he even claims they played an important part in the reunification of the country. CJN

Hastert, Dennis Born 2 January 1942  (Aurora, Colorado, USA) Longest serving Republican speaker in the US House of Representatives. Riding The Jesus Train The Right to Die The Babysitters Club The Star Spangled Coffin

Hata, Masanori Born 17 April 1935  (Fukoka, Japan) Japanese zooologist and filmmaker. Watership Sunk

Hatchard, Danny-Boy Born 26 July 1991  (London, UK) Actor who played Lee Carter in "Eastenders" between 2014 and 2017. Shot in the Dark

Hattersley, Roy Born 28 December 1932  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, who bumbled his way through 9 years of opposition government without actually doing much. Baldy Forever Brexodus c.a.daver Lastorders Mourning Glory Rhys' Rest in Peace's The Politicorpses

Hauer, Rutger Born 23 January 1944  (Breukelen, Netherlands) Distinctive Dutch actor best known for 'Blade Runner' and 'The Hitcher'. All these moments will be lost

Hauxwell, Hannah  Born 1 August 1926  (Baldersdale, Yorkshire, England) Died 30 January 2018  (West Auckland, County Durham, UK) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) English farmer who has been the subject of a number of documentaries about her remote North Yorkshire life over the past 40 years. You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Hawke, Bob Born 9 December 1929  (Bordertown, South Australia) Prime Minister of Australia from 1983 to 1991. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi Gobbing On Life The Show Can't Go On  Ruling The Afterlife

Hawking, Stephen  Born 8 January 1942  (Oxford, England) Died 14 March 2018  (Cambridge, UK) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Diagnosed with progressive neuromotor disease, which has left him in a wheelchair, talking like a Dalek. Now a world-famous theoretical physicist who specialises in studying black holes, and wrote the incomprehensible 'A Brief History of Time'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying 5 Feet and 1 to Go Alternatively In The News ARS-IN-HOLE BLIMEY! Aye, they're off the fags alright Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Charon's Crew Chelski Pensioners c.a.daver DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Deadies 5  Decaying Orbit-uaries  Fat kids always win at seesaw Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? I'll Sleep When You're Dead ISIHAC Who Died I Told You I was Ill They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Let Us Embalm You Mercarte  Oscar the Beast Rhys' Rest in Peace's Say Hi To Uncle George The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Choir Invisibule The Grateful Dead The Two Blacks Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Widows Pick Windsor the Troll Wot The Deuce Zodiac's Wishlist Zombie Nation

Hawkins, Ronnie Born 10 January 1935  (Huntsville, Arkansas, USA) Musician, a rock 'n' roll singer in the early days of the genre. Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . .

Haydon-Jones, Ann Born 7 October 1938  (Birmingham, England) Better known as Ann Jones, former British tennis player. Won the Wimbledon Ladies singles championship in 1969. M6 Toll(ed)

Hayes, Billie Born 11 April 1932  (Du Quoin, Illinois, USA) Probably best known as Witchi-poo in 'H R Pufnstuf'. Now runs an animal rescue organisation. Sid And Marty Coffin

Hayes, Geoffrey  Born 13 March 1942  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Died 1 October 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Presenter of 'Rainbow' - the children's TV show, for aeons. Boddies... Manchester's Finest From Z-Cars to Dead Stars?

Hayes, Melvyn Born 11 January 1935  (London, England) Gunner Beaumont in 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum', amongst other TV appearances. Comedy Cremations Down Under the Daisies Last Gasp Saloon Obituaries 'R' Us Passing of the passed Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Hayman, Damaris Born 16 June 1929  (London, England) Actress, in films & TV. Where's me coffin?

Haynes, Paul Born 11 July 1969  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Former head football coach at Kent State University. The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

Headey, Lena Born 3 October 1973  (Hamilton, Bermuda) One of the best-paid actors on television thanks to her role as Cersei Lannister in dragon soap "Game of Thrones". How You Doin

Heald, Oliver Born 15 December 1954  (Reading, Berkshire, England) British Conservative MP, former barrister and member of the Privy council. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Healy, Tim Born 29 January 1952  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) British actor. Originally known for 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet' but more recently 'Benidorm' and 'Still Open All Hours'. Was flown back from filming in Spain because of ill health during 2016. Well, it was a decent innings…

Hebden, Malcolm Born 21 October 1939  (Chester, England) Actor best known as the prissy newsagent Norris Cole in 'Coronation Street'. Cobbles to a Coffin

Heckler, Margaret  Born 21 June 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 6 August 2018  (Arlington, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Eight-term congresswoman who served as the US ambassador to Ireland under Ronald Reagan. The Empire State Strikes Back

Hedison, David Born 20 May 1927  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Veteran actor, in bucketloads of TV shows & films. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed

Hedren, Tippi Born 19 January 1935  (New Ulm, Minnesota, USA) Actress, star of 'The Birds' & 'Marnie' & mum of Melanie Griffith. Cashier Number 88 Please Dead Last? Dead Right! Jane's Antique Wrinklies Obituaries 'R' Us Old People Smell Of Piss

Heimel, Cynthia Born 13 July 1947  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Feminist humourist, most famously behind 1980s best-seller "Sex Tips for Girls". Died February 2018 but no obit. Thomas Jefferson Survives

Heine, Bill Date and place of birth unknown BBC Radio DJ, most famous for being "The Headington Shark", a 25ft fibreglass statue of a shark that appears to "crash" through the roof of his house. Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Drollercoaster Going Underground Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Still More Life This Mortal Coil

Henderson, Matt Date and place of birth unknown Cancer dad and Liverpool fan, who told The Sun to "fuck off" when they asked if he'd like to be interviewed by them. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Hendrick, Rick Born 12 July 1949  (Palmer Springs, Virginia, USA) NASCAR Hall of Famer, who missed a jail term for mail fraud because of his terminal cancer. 20 years ago. You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Henfrey, Janet Born 16 August 1935  (Aldershot, UK) Actress best remembered as Judi Dench's housekeeper in "As Time Goes By". And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Henrik, Prince Consort Of Denmark  Born 11 June 1934  (Talence, Gironde, France) Died 13 February 2018  (Fredensborg Slot, Denmark) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Husband of the Queen of Denmark. Amanita Virosa Apricot Crumble House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Lead, Follow and Die This Year Losing the Plot Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

Henry, Buck Born 9 December 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Film screenwriter, director and in his earlier days, actor. Twice nominated for an Academy Award. Time's-Up Team

Henry, Gloria Born 2 April 1923  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Actress best known as Alice Mitchell, mother of 'Dennis the Menace'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed

Henry, Graham Born 8 June 1946  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Knighted New Zealand Rugby Union coach. 2018 Exit Draft

Henry, Mark Born 12 June 1971  (Silsbee, Texas, USA) Olympic strongman who actually became a pretty good wrestler after 15 years of clogging up the WWE roster. Marks and Spencers

Henry, Mike Born 15 August 1936  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American Football linebacker who became an actor. Played dimwit Junior in Smokey & The Bandit. Suffers from Parkinson's Disease. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Henry, Thierry Born 17 August 1977  (Les Ulis, Essonne, France) Ultra-cool former Arsenal, Barcelona and France striker. Morbid United F.C.

Henson, Lou Born 10 January 1932  (Okay, Oklahoma, USA) Head basketball coach at New Mexico State University; reported in the summer of 2003 to be suffering from an advanced stage of cancer. Probably too obscure on this side of the pond to get a UK obituary, but we could be surprised... Wall Street Massacre

Henson, Nicky Born 12 May 1945  (London, England) Film & TV actor, most recently in 'EastEnders' in the UK and 'Syriana' in the US. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Hepton, Bernard  Born 19 October 1925  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Died 27 July 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Film & TV actor, perhaps best known for playing Toby Esterhase in 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy' and 'Smiley's People'. Was also in 'Get Carter'. Chemo Sabee The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Herd, Robin Born 23 March 1939  (place of birth unknown) Key engineer and designer for numerous F1 teams who later became chairman of Oxford United. Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed Carkers Convention 2018 I'm Sorry For Your Trouble

Herman, Jerry Born 10 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) American composer & lyricist, mostly for Broadway shows. Dead Is Dead You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lullabye-bye of Broadway Pool Ghoul

Herrera, Carmen Born 31 May 1915  (Havana, Cuba) Cuban abstract painter. Obituarynotice

Hersh, Seymour Born 8 April 1937  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist who mainly reports on the misdeeds of the US military. Brown Bananas

Heseltine, Michael Born 21 March 1933  (Swansea, Wales) One-time prime mover in the Tory party, known as 'Tarzan'. Brexodus No More Expenses The Politicorpses Widows Pick

Heseltine, William Born 17 July 1930  (Wyalkatchem, Australia) Former private secretary to the Queen between 1986 and 1990. Blueberry Crumble

Hewish, Antony Born 11 May 1924  (Fowey, Cornwall, England) Radio astronomer and winner of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1974. Decaying Orbit-uaries Nobel Laureates

Hewitt, James Born 30 April 1958  (Derry, UK) Former cavalry officer who had a five-year affair with Princess Diana between 1986 and 1991. Had a run as a reality TV star in the mid 2000s as well. I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse

Heywood, Anne Born 11 December 1932  (Birmingham, England) Beauty queen, turned actress, who had a few major films and TV shows to her credit, but long since retired. M6 Toll(ed)

Higgins Clark, Mary Born 27 December 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Highly successful suspense author. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Higgs, Peter Born 29 May 1929  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Eminent theoretical physicist. Dead And Dusted 1  Cheggers Checks Out

Hill, Bernard Born 17 December 1944  (Blackley, Manchester, England) Actor forever known as Yosser Hughes in Alan Bleasdale's "Boys from the Blackstuff". Go on Bernard, gizza hit. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Hill, Clint Born 4 January 1932  (Larimore, North Dakota, USA) Secret Service agent who was in the motorcade at the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963. Born 1932. Grim McGraw

Hill, Dusty Born 19 May 1949  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Lead singer of ZZ Top. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Hill, Felicity Born 12 December 1915  (place of birth unknown) World War II veteran and former director of the Women's Royal Air Force. Old As Dirt

Hill, Sharon Date and place of birth unknown Overweight woman who made the headlines after losing 12 stone last year. Well you got to fill space in these newspapers, haven't you? Decomposing Blubber

Hill, Vince Born 16 April 1937  (Coventry, England) Big Band singer. According to his website, he is "instantly recognised as one of Britain's best-known and most successful singing stars", but frankly we wouldn't know him if we fell over him. M6 Toll(ed)

Hillenbrand, Laura Born 15 May 1967  (Fairfax, Virginia, USA) Author, writer of 'Seabiscuit: An American Legend' which was later adapted for film. Noz4news

Hillenburg, Stephen  Born 21 August 1961  (Lawton, Oklahoma, USA) Died 26 November 2018  (San Marino, California, USA) Age at death: 57  (read death notice) Creator of milennial-favourite cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, who was diagnosed with ALS in 2017. Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently

Hilpert, Fritz Born 31 May 1956  (Amberg, Germany) Member of pioneering German synth-pop group Kraftwerk. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Hilton, Barron Born 23 October 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Businessman, hotelier & sports team owner and the poor sod who is Paris Hilton's grandfather & the man who has, much to his disgust, indirectly made her as famous as she is. Brownest Bread

Hilton, Paris Born 17 February 1981  (New York, New York, USA) Spoilt rich kid from the Hilton hotel family, and inadvertent porn star. Old Lags and Old Slags

Himmler, Gudrun "Puppi"  Born 8 August 1929  (Munich, Germany) Died 24 May 2018  (Germany) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Daughter of Heinrich Himmler. Now runs a retirement home for ex-Waffen SS members. Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia

Hinckley Jr, John Born 29 May 1955  (Ardmore, Oklahoma, USA) Attempted to kill Ronald Reagan in 1981 in a wacky attempt to win Jodie Foster's love. Suffice to say, it didn't work (on both counts), and Hinckley is now a long-term resident in a mental hospital. Hit Me with Your Best Shot Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

Hindle, Madge Born 19 May 1938  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) Character actress who often portrayed slightly stressed women. Was in Coronation Street from 1976-1980. Trojan Hearse The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi

Hines, Frazer Born 22 September 1944  (Horsforth, Yorkshire, England) Actor who is best known as Jamie McCrimmon in 'Doctor Who' and Joe Sugden in 'Emmerdale Farm'. Dr Who's Next BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

Hinn, Benny Born 3 December 1952  (Jaffa, Israel) Israeli televangelist. Born Toufik Benedictus Hinn. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead

Hitchcock, Patricia Born 7 July 1928  (London, England) Daughter of Alfred Hitchcock, who appeared in his films as a youngster, before turning to film production. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Hodel, Donald Born 23 May 1935  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Cabinet member in the Reagan era. Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

Hodges, Charles  Born 28 December 1943  (Edmonton, London, England) Died 22 September 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Chas of Chas n' Dave "fame". Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Hoffman, Dustin Born 8 August 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Diminutive actor. Has played a wide range of roles in his 80 or so movie and TV appearances, including a crippled street hustler in 'Midnight Cowboy', a cross-dressing actor in 'Tootsie' and an autistic bloke in 'Rain Man'. Eastbourne Exits I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career

Hoffman, Elizabeth Born 8 February 1927  (Corvallis, Oregon, USA) American actress best remembered as Beatrice in the 90s TV drama "Sisters". Jane's Antique Wrinklies

Hoffmann, Robert Born 30 August 1939  (Salzburg, Austria) Actor, best remembered for 'The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe', where he played the title role. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Hogan, Hulk Born 11 August 1953  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) Born Terry Gene Bollea. Former professional wrestler who for a time inexplicably became a film star. Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Read 'em and Reap ShitLuck Super Squirrels Wot The Deuce

Holbrook, Hal Born 17 February 1925  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Veteran US actor, mostly on stage, but with some memorable film appearances too. Black Penguins of Doom BXBOY422 Grim McGraw Death, Uh, Finds a Way Jumptheshark v.9.0 Kentucky Fried Genocide Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Just Fade Away Already There Goes Another One! :) You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling

Holder, Vanburn Born 10 October 1945  (Saint Michael, Barbados) Cricketer, part of the West Indies squad that won the first ever World Cup. Gobbing On Life

Holiday, Lauren Born 30 September 1987  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Former striker for the US women's national team, part of the side that won the 2015 World Cup. The Final Whistle

Holliman, Earl Born 11 September 1928  (Delhi, Louisiana, USA) Veteran US actor, often in Western films & TV shows. Last Gasp Saloon

Hollings, Ernest Born 1 January 1922  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former US Senator for South Carolina from 1966-2005. Grim Sleeper

Hollingsworth, Mike Date and place of birth unknown TV executive once married to presenter Anne Diamond. Born 1946. Taking The Michael

Holm, Ian Born 12 September 1931  (Goodmayes, Essex, England) Respected stage and film actor - played Bilbo Baggins in the 'Lord of the Rings' films and the rather shifty android Ash in the 1979 classic 'Alien'. Dead Last? Dead Right! Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Mr. Whits wonders BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

Holmes, James Born 13 December 1987  (San Diego, California, USA) Weird but sadly, deranged nutter who killed 12 people in a shooting spree at a cinema in Aurora, Colorado in 2012. Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Holt, Georgia Born 9 June 1926  (Kensett, Arkansas, USA) Mother of Cher. Released her debut album, "Honky Tonk Woman", in 2013 at the age of 87. Tentoesup

Hon, Priscilla Born 10 May 1998  (Brisbane, Australia) Australian tennis prospect. 2 old 2 date James Woods

Hong, James Born 22 February 1929  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) American actor of Chinese descent with over 500 TV and film roles to his credit including providing voices for characters in 'Mulan' and 'KungFu Panda' Stairway to Heaven Whitehouse

Hooper, Stix Born 15 August 1938  (Houston, Texas, USA) American Jazz drummer and producer. Member of the Crusaders. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Hoover, Joseph Born 8 August 1932  (place of birth unknown) American film actor. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Hopkins, Anthony Born 31 December 1937  (Margam, Port Talbot, Wales) Film, TV & stage actor, best known for being Hannibal Lecter in 3 films. Let Us Embalm You

Horan, Niall Born 13 September 1993  (Mullingar, Westmeath, Rep of Ireland) Floppy blond member of boy band One Direction. A fan of Derby County FC. Can he be converted to a fan of the Derby Deadpool? Morbid United F.C.

Horne, Marilyn Born 16 January 1934  (Bradford, Pennsylvania, USA) American opera singer, now suffering from cancer. 16 Is The Number

Horowitz, David Born 10 January 1939  (Queens, New York, USA) Former marxist-turned right-wing political activist. Zodiac's Wishlist

Houlston, Emma Date and place of birth unknown Recently married woman with aggreesive form of cancer, now crowdfunding. As you do… Compost Corner Jellydead Finding Chemo Nicked but not Dead SeasideEssexXile

House, Stephen Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Chief Constable of Scotland 2012-2015. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Houston, Cissy Born 30 September 1933  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) American soul and gospel singer. Mother of the late Whitney Houston. Gooseberry Crumble Last Gasp Saloon

Houston, Thelma Born 7 May 1946  (Leland, Mississippi, USA) American singer who had a number one hit in 1977 with a cover of 'Don't Leave Me This Way'. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Howard, John Born 26 July 1939  (Sydney, Australia) Former Australian Prime Minister. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Howarth, Elgar Born 4 November 1935  ( Cannock, Staffordshire, England) British conductor and trumpeter. M6 Toll(ed)

Howarth, Gerald Born 12 September 1947  (Hurley, Berkshire, England) Conservative MP for Aldershot since 1997. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Howes, Sally Ann Born 20 July 1930  (London, England) Actress, played Truly Scrumptious in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. Bangels 2 Jane's Antique Wrinklies Trojan Hearse

Hoxha, Nexhmije Born 7 February 1921  (Bitola, Macedonia) Widow of Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha. Going Green

Hubbard, Edward L. Born 18 May 1938  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Former US Air Force colonel, who later wrote and painted about his experiences. Best known for being a long-time POW during the Vietnam War. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Hubbard, Johnny  Born 16 December 1930  (Pretoria, South Afirca) Died 21 June 2018  (Ayrshire, UK) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) South African footballer. One of only four men to have scored a hat-trick in a league Old Firm clash, doing so in a 1955 4-1 win for Rangers. Here's Who You Could Have Won The B-Team

Huber von Gersdorff, Edelgard Born 7 December 1905  (Gera, Germany) Germany's oldest person as of the start of 2018. Died April 2018 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Huckabee, Mike Born 24 August 1955  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Republican governor of Arkansas from 1996-2007. Presidential hopeful in 2008 and may run again in 2012. The Right to Die

Hudd, Roy Born 16 May 1936  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Actor & comedian on TV, theatre, radio & film - one of the more popular names from music hall past still around today. See You In Heaven

Hudson, Alan Born 21 June 1951  (Chelsea, London, England) Cultured former Chelsea, Stoke & England footballer who has hit hard times since his playing days ended. At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Time for you tomb

Huerta, Dolores Born 10 April 1930  (Dawson, New Mexico, USA) American Civil rights and Labor leader. Cashier Number 88 Please

Huggett, Brian Born 18 November 1936  (Porthcawl, UK) Nicknamed the "Welsh Bulldog", golfer who finished runner-up in the 1965 Open. In The Hole!

Hughes, Nerys Born 8 November 1941  (Rhyl, Denbighshire, Wales) Actress/presenter/entertainer, who starred in 'The Liver Birds'. Where's me coffin?

Hughes, Shirley Born 16 July 1927  (West Kirby, England) Children's author and illustrator. 16 Is The Number Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Hume, John Born 18 January 1937  (Londonderry, Northern Ireland) Former leader of the SDLP and joint winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1998. In 2010 was voted 'Ireland's Greatest' person, despite being born in Northern Ireland. DDP Tofoa Gobbing On Life House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Losing the Plot No More Expenses Scythe Matters Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Humperdinck, Engelbert Born 2 May 1936  (Madras, India) British singer, born Arnold Dorsey. Famously beat the Beatles to No 1 in 1967 with 'Please Release Me'. Cheesy but very popular, like Quavers. 20 Crooners Croakin' Missing Parsons Report

Humphries, Barry Born 17 February 1934  (Kew, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian comic actor of Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson fame. Black Penguins of Doom I Couldn't Eat Another Bite BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X Trojan Hearse

Hunt, Marsha Born 17 October 1917  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Blacklisted Hollywood actress. Bangels 2 Blackburn Brownbread CENTAURIANS Perfect 10 Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky

Hunt, Roger Born 20 July 1938  (Golborne, Lancashire, England) Liverpool FC's all-time leading league goalscorer and one of the heroes of England's 1966 World Cup win. Black Penguins of Doom

Huntley, Ian Born 31 January 1974  (Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England) School caretaker who murdered two 10-year-old girls in Soham, Cambridgeshire and sentenced in 2003 to two terms of life imprisonment, and it was revealed after his trial that he had previously been accused of a string of sex crimes. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Old Lags and Old Slags See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya See You In Hell The Babysitters Club

Hurd, Douglas Born 8 March 1930  (Marlborough, Wiltshire, England) Former diplomat, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary under the Thatcher and Major governments and that his name is rhyming slang for a third-class university degree. Or defication. Black Penguins of Doom Brexodus Headstone Holders Lastorders No More Expenses Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Stiffer Steaks The Politicorpses

Hurley, Charlie Born 4 October 1936  (Cork, Rep of Ireland) Legendary and hugely popular former Sunderland FC player and Reading FC manager. The Final Whistle

Hutter, Ralf Born 20 August 1946  (Krefeld, Germany) Lead singer and founder member of legendary synthpop band Kraftwerk. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Hutton, Brian Born 29 June 1931  (Belfast, UK) Former Lord Chief Justice of Northern Ireland, later chaired the inquiry that cleared the British government of any involvement in the death of Dr David Kelly. Blueberry Crumble

Hutton, Ronald Born 19 December 1953  (Ootacamund, India) British Historian and Author. Eastbourne Exits

Huyck, Willard Born 8 September 1945  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Screenwriter, director and producer, best known for his work on the Indiana Jones films and 'American Graffitti'. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Hyong-sop, Yang Born 1 October 1925  (Hamhung, North Korea) North Korean politician and key advisor to three generations of the Kim family. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Welch, Jenna Born 24 July 1919  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Mother of former US First Lady Laura Bush. Grim Sleeper

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