Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: K

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Kabango Mukolwe, Celestin Mbuyu Date and place of birth unknown Congolese politician. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Kabuki, The Great Born 8 September 1948  (Nobeoka, Japan) Japanese pro-wrestler with a 53-year career, and the inventor of classic racist wrestling trope "Asian mist". Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad

Kamara, Chris Born 25 December 1957  (Middlesbrough, UK) Giggling comic relief on Soccer Saturday, will be fighting like beavers to ensure he stays alive this year. Shot in the Dark

Kamprad, Ingvar  Born 30 March 1926  (Ljungby, Sweden) Died 27 January 2018  (Almhult, Sweden) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Founder of IKEA, the furniture store. Ikea Nokia Lego  Lastorders

Kana, Pauline Date and place of birth unknown Grandmother of YouTuber Ross Smith, often appears in his no doubt hilarious videos. It's A Grim World (After All)

Kander, John Born 18 March 1927  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Composer of stage musicals, including 'Cabaret', 'Fosse' and 'Chicago'. Don't Eat The Figs IMGONESOLONG

Kao, Charles K.  Born 4 November 1933  (Shanghai, China) Died 23 September 2018  (Shan Tin, Hong Kong) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Scientist, awarded the Nobel prize in 2009 for his part in the development of fibre optic technology. The Conqueror Worm

Kaplan, Juliette Born 2 October 1939  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Actress, best known for playing the wife from Hell, Pearl, in Last of the Summer Wine. Last of The Summer Winos

Kara, Ritchii Born in Saltdean, East Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Drag queen who was diagnosed with vCJD, the human equivalent of Mad Cow disease, in spite of being a vegetarian for the past five years. Born c.1985. The Conqueror Worm

Kardashian, Rob Born 17 March 1987  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Brother of Kim et al, part of the 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' reality-TV show. Kardashian's Fire Department

Karen, Anna Born 19 September 1936  (Durban, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa) Actress best known for her role as the hapless Olive Rudge in ITV's hit 70s sitcom 'On the Buses'. Slippery Soap

Karolyi, Bela Born 13 September 1942  (Cluj-Napoca, Romania) Possibly the most important coach in gymnastics history, whose methods are now seen as archaic and cruel. YOUREOUT

Karplus, Martin Born 15 March 1930  (Vienna, Austria) Another Nobel-Prize-winning Austrain-American scientist (Chemistry). You can tell I'm near the end of doing the bios, can't you? Nobel(e)y Dying

Kasdan, Lawrence Born 14 January 1949  (Miami, Florida, USA) Film producer, scriptwriter and director. Wrote the screenplays for 'The Empire Strikes Back', 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and 'Return of the Jedi'. Also directed the neo-noir thriller 'Body Heat' in 1981. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Kasem, Jean Born in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, USA  (exact date unknown) American actress, widow of the late Casey. As Groucho Marx once said "No wonder he passed away!" Born 1955. Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Kasparov, Garry Born 13 April 1963  (Baku, Azerbaijan) Retired former world chess champion, who has now entered the dangerous world of Russian politics, opposing Vladimir Putin. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Kate, Anissa Date and place of birth unknown French porn star, two-time winner of the AVN for best Foreign Female Performer. Scrubber Out

Katona, Kerry Born 6 September 1980  (Warrington, Cheshire, England) Former topless model and member of Atomic Kitten who admitted to never having sung a note on any of the band's hits. Made many a tabloid cover with her drug-fuelled antics and relationships with bigger and balder builders. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Kaunda, Kenneth Born 28 April 1924  (Chinsali, Zambia) President of Zambia from 1964-91. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny   CoffinItUp Complications from a Fall Deadies 5 Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Heef's Politics XX Mortem Omnibus

Kaurismaki, Aki Born 4 April 1957  (Orimattila, Finland) Acclaimed Finnish film screenwriter and director. Ikea Nokia Lego

Kay, Peter Born 2 July 1973  (Bolton, Lancashire, England) Rotund, northern comic of 'Phoenix Nights' fame. Garlic bread? #1 Hits Death Can Be Funny Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 Grendel's Graveyard Hangman's XX I'll Sleep When You're Dead Well, it was a decent innings… Only Fools and Corpses Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers  Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Ke$ha, (singer) Born 1 March 1987  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer-songwriter and rapper whose debut album, 'Animal' topped the U.S. Charts in 2010. I pretend I know all this, but I don't.. Devin and his Summer Girls Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? William Hague's Special Friend

Kean, Steve Born 30 September 1967  (Glasgow, UK) Slaphead football manager best remembered for his part in dismantling Blackburn Rovers. Managed Brunei for eight days as well, during which time he lost four matches. Oliver's Army (of The Dead)

Kean, Thomas Born 21 April 1935  (New York City, New York, USA) Chairman of the 9/11 Commission, which attempted to prove that Bush didn't bring down the towers. The Empire State Strikes Back

Keating, Michael Born 10 February 1947  (London, UK) Played Vila Restal in "Blake's 7", now a semi-regular as the local priest on "Eastenders". All these moments will be lost

Keaton, Michael Born 5 September 1951  (Coraopolis, Pennsylvania, USA) American actor, a former Batman. Also in 'Beetlejuice' and the criminally underrated 'Night Shift' with Henry Wrinkler. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Keillor, Garrison Born 7 August 1942  (Anoka, Minnesota, USA) American humourist with a distinctly languid voice, whose career is seemingly on the buffers after sexual misconduct allegations. Keep It In Your Pants

Keitel, Harvey Born 13 May 1939  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor, most notably in 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction'. The Anfield Iron

Keller, Jerry Born 20 June 1937  (Fort Smith, Arkansas, USA) American singer & songwriter. Last Gasp Saloon

Kelly, Elizabeth Born 29 May 1921  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Actress, Nellie Ellis in EastEnders, between 1993-2000. Blueberry Crumble Death is International

Kelly, Jim Born 14 February 1960  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Retired quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, been suffering from cancer and MRSA since 2013. Obituaries 'R' Us The Final Whistle

Kelly, Matthew Born 9 March 1950  (Manchester, England) Former host of UK TV shows 'Game For A Laugh' and 'Stars In Their Eyes', whose career came down crashing down around his ears in late 2002 when various insalubrious accusations were made about his sexual preferences. Lived So Let's Die

Kelly, Red Born 9 July 1927  (Simcoe, Ontario, Canada) The most successful NHL player to never sign for the Montreal Canadiens, winning eight Stanley Cups. Ice Dancing

Kelly, Robert "R." Born 8 January 1967  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer, best known for his song 'I Believe I Can Fly' - which he insists was NOT copied from Keith Harris & Orville. P@F rap(L)ist The Babysitters Club

Kendrick, Emily  Born in Ystrad Mynach, UK  (exact date unknown) Died 27 April 2018  (Ystrad Mynach, UK) Age at death: 25  (read death notice) 25-year-old with terminal cancer doing the "bucket list" thing in all your favourite newspapers. A Good Innings

Keneally, Thomas Born 7 October 1935  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian playwright & author. Going Down in Down Under The Heeflich Manoeuver

Kennedy, Ethel Born 11 April 1928  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Widow of Robert Kennedy. Perhaps the most cursed of all the Kennedys, as her parents, brother, husband, sister-in-law and two sons all died early, most in accidents. Amazing that she's made it this far, in a way. Pool Ghoul Riding The Jesus Train Where's My Damn List?

Kennedy, Melanie Born in Bangor, UK  (exact date unknown) Woman with terminal breast cancer who ran for a seat in the Northern Irish Assembly to bring awareness of poor treatment options. P@F only girls

Kennedy, Ray Born 28 July 1951  (Seaton Delaval, Northumberland, England) Former Liverpool and England footballer, now suffering from Parkinson's Disease. At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... The Forest Lawn Jockeys I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Kennedy Martin, Ian Born 23 May 1936  (place of birth unknown) Television writer, specialising in police drama. Created 'The Sweeney', 'Juliet Bravo' and 'The Chinese Detective'. Dead and Dusted

Kennedy Smith, Jean Born 20 February 1928  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US Ambassador to Ireland from 1993 to 1998. The only surviving child of Joseph Kennedy from that remarkable family. Grim Sleeper Pool Ghoul The Survivors

Kenny, Anthony Born 16 March 1931  (Liverpool, England) British priest-turned philosopher. Destination Eschaton

Kenny, Tom Born 13 July 1962  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Actor, comedian and the voice of 'SpongeBob SquarePants'. I Hear Voices

Kent (Prince Edward), Duke of Born 9 October 1935  (Belgrave Square, London, England) The Duke of Kent since 1942, after his father was killed in an air crash. Also head of the Lawn Tennis Association & so often seen at Wimbledon. The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Kercheval, Ken Born 15 July 1935  (Wolcottville, Indiana, USA) American actor, probably best remembered as Cliff "Digger" Barnes in 'Dallas'. Hangman's XX

Kermode, Mark Born 2 July 1963  (Barnet, UK) Middlebrow film critic. Marks and Spencers

Kerr, Graham Born 22 January 1934  (London, England) One of the first celebrity chefs - still well remembered as 'The Galloping Gourmet'. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

Kerr, Judith Born 14 June 1923  (Berlin, Germany) Author, creator of the Mog series of children's books. Widow of pioneering television writer Nigel Kneale. Grave Danger Simply Dead

Khaled, DJ Born 26 November 1975  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Social media king and occasional recording artiste, already has two US number ones to his name. Dead Is Dead

Khalifa, Mia Born 10 February 1993  (Beirut, Lebanon) Porn starlet whose decision to perform wearing a hijab earned her superstardom and a spot on a number of Middle Eastern nutcases' hitlists. Scrubber Out

Khamenei, Ayatollah Ali Born 17 July 1939  (Mashhad, Iran) Former President of Iran, and current Supreme Leader, since 1989. Hell to the Chief Stone Dead Cert

Khan, Asghar  Born 17 January 1921  (Jammu, Kashmir, India) Died 5 January 2018  (Rawalpindi, Pakistan) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Former Commander-in-Chief of the Pakistan Air Force. Zodiac's Wishlist

Khosrow Vaziri, Hossein Born 15 March 1943  (Tehran, Iran) Iranian wrestler known as the Iron Sheik. Dead Continent

Kibaki, Mwai Born 15 November 1931  (Gatuyiani, Nyeri, Kenya) Current President of Kenya, since 2002. Complications from a Fall

Kidder, Margot  Born 17 October 1948  (Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada) Died 13 May 2018  (Livingston, Montana, USA) Age at death: 69  (read death notice) Actress, probably best known for her role as Lois Lane in the Superman films of the 1980s. She's a Goner

Kiedis, Anthony Born 1 November 1962  (Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA) Lead singer of the funk rock icons The Red Hot Chili Peppers. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Kilby, Barry Born 23 January 1949  (Blackpool, Lancashire, England) Former Burnley FC chairman, who stood down due to his cancer fight. 2018 Runners and Riders

Killen, Edgar Ray  Born 17 January 1925  (Neshoba, Mississippi, USA) Died 11 January 2018  (Parchman, Mississippi, U.S.) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Former member of the Ku Klux Klan who conspired to kill several civil rights activists in the 1960s. Currently rotting away in prison. 20 Hits No Problem

Kilmer, Val Born 31 December 1959  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Square-jawed film actor. Excellent in 'Tombstone', shit in 'Batman' and indeed everything else... Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Amanita Virosa Banana's Peel Slippers Boo! I'm dead Charon's Crew Coughing up Daisies Deader than a dead thing Dead Last? Dead Right! Down Under the Daisies Fat kids always win at seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead Going Underground Jackie Treehorn Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Larry King Dead, Only On CNN  The Misers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia NoSoup4U! Oscar the Beast Perch, What Perch? Puzlman's Passing Picks Quebec's Predictions  Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel Shaun of the Dead 69 BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X Team Cat AIDS Tentoesup Sovereign-Reaper There's A Shiva In The Park Valar Morghulis You Must be Croaking!

Kim, Lim Born 21 January 1994  (Seoul, South Korea) One-time k-pop star whose career has entered the doldrums. Obscura Camera

King, Carole Born 9 February 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter who co-wrote several hits with her husband Gerry Goffin before enjoying a massive hit with the 1971 album 'Tapestry'. Let Us Embalm You

King, Clive  Born 24 April 1924  (Richmond, UK) Died 10 July 2018  (Norfolk, UK) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Author behind the classic kids' novel "Stig of the Dump", which provided schoolboys with an easy nickname for any poorly groomed classmates for decades. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

King, Don Born 20 August 1931  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Exuberant, some might say cynical, boxing promoter with the upright hair. Jumptheshark v.9.0 Oscar the Beast Owt to Stop Me Coffin YOUREOUT

King, Jonathan Born 9 December 1944  (Godalming, Surrey, England) Musician and TV presenter who was sentenced to 7 years in jail in 2001 for sexually abusing teenage boys. Headstone Holders Shot in the Dark

King, Larry Born 19 November 1933  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American broadcaster, who hosted a world-famous chat show on CNN until his retirement in 2010. Born Lawrence Harvey Zieger. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Heaven Can't Wait ISIHAC Who Died It's A Grim World (After All) Just another American Idiot The Misers Mortem Omnibus Say Hi To Uncle George Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career Simply Dead Tentoesup Valar Morghulis Where's My Damn List?

King, Patsy Born in Melbourne, Australia  (exact date unknown) Actress, in many a TV show in Australia, including Prisoner: Cell Block H. Born 1929. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi

King, Perry Born 30 April 1948  (Alliance, Ohio, USA) Actor who played Han Solo in the radio series of 'Star Wars'. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

King, Tom Born 13 June 1933  (Rugby, Warwickshire, England) Former British cabinet minister, immortalised in the late Alan Clarke's diaries. Recently given the finger by Baroness Tumpington after a typical gaff in the House of Lords. Missing Parsons Report

King, Wright Born 11 January 1923  (Okmulgee, Oklahoma, USA) Character actor, perhaps most famously in the original "Planet of the Apes". Bangels 2

King Farris, Christine Born 11 September 1927  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) The last living sibling of Martin Luther King, and a public speaker in her own right. Alternatively In The News

Kingsley, Gershon Born 28 October 1922  (Bochum, Germany) German-American composer, an expert in electronic music. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Kinsey, Tony Born 11 October 1927  (Sutton Coldfield, England) Jazz drummer. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Kirk-Ford, Amber Born 28 October 1998  (Norfolk, England) Blogger. 2 old 2 date James Woods

Kiser, Terry Born 1 August 1939  (Omaha, Nebraska, USA) Actor in numerous TV show & films - including Bernie in 'Weekend at Bernie's' & HG Wells in 'Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman'. Weakend At Bernies

Kissinger, Henry Born 23 May 1923  (Furth, Germany) Secretary of State in the US government under Presidents Nixon and Ford. Shared the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for helping to broker a ceasefire in Vietnam - ironic, given that he'd been part of the government that started the war in the first place. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Apricot Crumble Blackburn Brownbread Bladerunner Breathless Death Stinks Dying For Some More Points Faster Than A Dead Horse The Forest Lawn Jockeys Fuck 'Em All Golden Oldies Hangman's XX From Here to Eternity Zombie Dance Party His & Hearse I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Just another American Idiot Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Mercarte Nobel Laureates Old People Party of 20 Oscar the Beast Perch, What Perch? Pickett's Popped Off Picks I'm Fed Up With This World Pool Ghoul See You In Hell Squid's Stiffs Stairway to Heaven The Politicorpses The Star Spangled Coffin TOETAG4U Tomb It May Concern You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Kit, Barys Born 6 April 1910  (St. Petersburg, Russia) American/Belarusian rocket scientist who worked in the space program for quarter of a century. Died February 2018 but no obit. Decaying Orbit-uaries Gray Panthers OldPolesEtc

Kitchen, Kenneth Born in Aberdeen, Scotland.  (exact date unknown) Leading Egyptologist, regarded as the number one expert on Ramesses II. Born 1932. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny

Kitson, Frank Born 15 December 1926  (London, England) Former Commander-in-Chief UK Land Forces. Brown Bananas

Kitson, Ken Born in Bradford, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) British actor who has a habit of popping up in Last of the Summer Wine and.... not much else really. Born 1946. Last of The Summer Winos

Klasnic, Ivan Born 29 January 1980  (Hamburg, Germany) Former Croatian international footballer. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Klepter, Itzhak Born in Israel  (exact date unknown) Guitarist for "Israel's Beatles", The Churchills. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Kline, Kevin Born 24 October 1947  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Multi-award-winning actor on stage and screen, currently slumming it on "Bob's Burgers". Super Squirrels

Klishina, Darya Born 15 January 1991  (Tver, Russia) Russian long jumper, one of the few athletes from that country still allowed to compete following anti-doping crackdowns. How You Doin

Knight, Greg Born 4 April 1949  (Blaby, Leicestershire) Conservative MP for East Yorkshire since 2001. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Knight, Jill Born 9 July 1924  (London, England) Former Conservative MP for Birmingham Edgbaston. No More Expenses

Knight, Marion "Suge" Born 19 April 1965  (Compton, California, USA) Co-founder of rap & hip-hop label Death Row Records. Once allegedly dangled Vanilla Ice out of a seventh-storey window by his ankles; his only mistake was hauling him back in again. Different Gravy

Knight, Merald Born 4 September 1942  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Soul singer with Gladys Knight & the Pips. The Survivors

Knight, Ronnie Born in London, UK  (exact date unknown) Nightclub owner and Krays associate, was married to Barbara Windsor for 21 years during which time he definitely didn’t plan the 1983 Security Express heist. Born 1934. Gooseberry Crumble

Knoll, Florence Born 24 May 1917  (Saginaw, Michigan, USA) Leading American furniture designer who took over running the Knoll company following her husband's death in 1955. CENTAURIANS

Knopfler, Mark Born 12 August 1949  (Glasgow, UK) Dire Straits frontman whose headband-and-denim wardrobe defined early 80s AOR. Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Knowles, Solange Born 24 June 1986  (Houston, Texas, USA) Nutjob little sister of Beyonce, who kicked the shit out of Jay Z in a lift once. Finbarr Returns from the Dead

Knox, Barbara Born 30 September 1933  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Rita Bates/Sullivan/Fairclough in Coronation Street, a role she has played, on & off, since 1964. Angela of Death Baldy Forever His & Hearse Cobbles to a Coffin

Koch, Charles Born 1 November 1935  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) CEO of Koch Industries who has funnelled billions into right-wing causes in the US. The Right to Die

Koch, David H. Born 3 March 1940  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Businessman, currently the 4th richest man in the US, co-owner of Koch Industries. The Right to Die

Koenig, Walter Born 14 September 1936  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor, who will forever be known as Chekov in the original 'Star Trek'. Later a comic book artist. All these moments will be lost BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

Kong, Aja Born 25 September 1970  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese professional wrestler, the leading heel in AJW during the promotions glory days. Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad

Kony, Joseph Born 18 September 1962  (Odek, Gulu, Uganda) Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda. Accused of all sorts of grisly murders, tortures and what-not. Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Obscura Camera  See You In Hell

Koshiba, Masatoshi Born 19 September 1926  (Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture, Japan) Japanese physicist who won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2002. Nobel Laureates Nobel(e)y Dying

Kotto, Yaphet Born 15 November 1937  (New York City, New York, USA) US actor, known for his roles in 'Alien', 'Running Man' and 'Live and Let Die'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!!

Koufax, Sandy Born 30 December 1935  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) One of the greatest baseball players of all time, and the youngest person elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. YOUREOUT

Kowalski, Stanislaw Born 14 April 1910  (Torun, Poland) The oldest man to ever run the 100m, doing so aged 105 in a leisurely 34.5 seconds. Blackburn Brownbread OldPolesEtc

Kpiele Some, Jean-Baptiste Born in Dano, Burkina Faso  (exact date unknown) Former Bishop of Diebougou. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Kraft Jr, Christopher Born 28 February 1924  (Phoebus, Virginia, USA) Former NASA flight director & director of the Johnson Space Center. Decaying Orbit-uaries Lidders Late Lamentables Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Kramer, Larry Born 25 June 1935  (Bridgeport, Connecticut, USA) Dramatist, author & gay rights activist. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN

Kranz, Eugene F. Born 17 August 1933  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Retired NASA flight director and manager, best known for his role in saving the crew of Apollo 13. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Krassner, Paul Born 9 April 1932  (New York, USA) American counter-culture comedian and writer, a key member of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters. Peace, Drugs, and Death While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Krauthammer, Charles  Born 13 March 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 21 June 2018  (Washington DC, USA) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Neo-conservative but anti-Trump writer and columnist, has been paraylzed from the neck down since he was 19. Valar Morghulis

Kreeft, Peter Born 16 March 1937  (Paterson, New Jersey, USA) Christian apologist and one of the key Roman Catholic thinkers for the past 50 years. Destination Eschaton

Krenz, Egon Born 19 March 1937  (Kolobrzeg, Poland) Communist East Germany's last leader before the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. Jailed for manslaugher until his release in 2003. Heef's Politics XX

Kretzmer, Herbert Born 5 October 1925  (Kroonstad, South Africa) Journalist, who is better known as the lyricist for the English-language musical adaptation of Les Miserables. Lidders Late Lamentables Nicked but not Dead

Kreuk, Kristin Born 30 January 1982  (Vancouver, Canada) Absolutely stunning actress who may or may not the third-in-command of a sex cult with her former Smallville co-star Allison Mack. How You Doin

Kripke, Saul Born 13 November 1940  (Bay Shore, New York, USA) American philosopher and logician. Destination Eschaton

Kristofferson, Kris Born 22 June 1936  (Brownsville, Texas, USA) Successful folk and country singer-songwriter. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead Gris Gris Szaboss!

Kroesen Jr, Frederick J. Born 11 February 1923  (Phillipsburg, New Jersey, USA) US Army 4 Star General who served in the World War II, Korean War and Vietnam War. Today's the day the maggots have their picnic

Krofft, Marty Born 9 April 1937  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) With his brother, Sid, TV producers for children's TV in America in the 1970s and 1980s. Sid And Marty Coffin

Krofft, Sid Born 30 July 1929  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) With his brother, Marty, TV producers for children's TV in America in the 1970s and 1980s. Sid And Marty Coffin

Kruger, Hardy Born 12 April 1928  (Wedding, Berlin, Germany) Veteran German actor, who appeared in many Hollywood films - 'Flight of the Phoenix' etc. Nice to think that if he was to snuff it this year he won't be the "one who got away.." from the DDP! The Deadest Of The Dead

Kumar, Dilip Born 11 December 1922  (Peshawar, India) Indian film actor turned politician. Alternatively In The News Dead Continent  Bucket Of Blood 20 Hits No Problem Perfect 10 Spirited Away Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018 The Deadest Of The Dead Sovereign-Reaper The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi To Kill A Gabor Sister

Kun-Hee, Lee Born 9 January 1942  (Uiryeong County, South Korea) Chairman of Samsung and a multi-billionaire so wealthy and powerful he gets pardoned from various wrongdoings without even needing to bother resorting to bribery. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Kuok, Robert Born 6 October 1923  (Johor, Malaysia) Successful Malaysian/Chinese businessman, owner of the Shangri-La Hotel chain and 40th richest man in the World. Dead Continent

Kutcher, Ashton Born 7 February 1978  (Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA) Actor, married to Demi Moore from 2005-13 and now with Mila Kunis, the lucky cunt.. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Kvapil, Radoslav Born 15 March 1934  (Brno, Czech Republic) Noted Czech pianist. Dead and Dusted 2

Kwong, Larry  Born 17 June 1923  (Vernon, British Columbia, Canada) Died 15 March 2018  (Calgary, Canada) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) First person of Asian ancestry to play in the NHL, turning out for the New York Rangers in the 1940s. Ice Dancing

Kyi, Aung San Suu Born 19 June 1945  (Rangoon, Burma) Burmese pro-democracy activist and unlikely fan of Dave Lee Travis. Released from house arrest in 2010. Nobel(e)y Dying

Kyo, Machiko Born 25 March 1924  (Osaka, Japan) Japanese movie actress, a star in her homeland. Dead Continent

Kyong-hui, Kim Born 30 May 1946  (Pyongyang, North Korea) Daugher of the late Kim Il-Sung and part of the North Korean leadership. A Pelican in the Wilderness

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